Detective Dickson 6 : The Ultimate Quandary

The Ultimate War IV

d**k just kept looking at Marcel, the last time those two met was when they were facing Meglor and d**k came up with a plan together with him, after that, Marcel had really been scarce.

"Dude, what happened to you?" d**k says walking towards him

"You look like the child of a hobo who f****d another uglier hobo."

"Bugger off" Marcel snarls at him, oddly, he still sounded the same way as he had always done.

Dick couldn't help but chuckle, he was gonna use this moment to make fun of him.

"So how many colonies you got on that scalp of yours, looks like the whole of Africa could fit in" d**k grins.

Lefinna and Marble shoot out a mild laughter, they understood the joke.

As Marble laughed, Drafo and Malkyie looked at her with a disappointed gaze.

"What" Marble says aloud to the two of them

"It was actually funny."

"Humor is like pizza, darling" d**k says looking at Marble as he looks disapprovingly at the rest

"Not everyone gets a fair slice."

"Your lines ain't too bad" Marble smiles at him.

"I could say the same about your physique, what about when this is over, would you like to have a little fun?" d**k ends with a flirty grin but Lefinna shoots him a pissed off look, Immediately, d**k regained focus as he turned his attention back at Drafla.

"You know everything" d**k began as he points to Marcel

"Mind telling us what happened to the child of the dump."

Drafla paces around

"I would say we didn't have much time but I am expecting to see someone, the information she gives me will determine our next step."

"What do you mean information, you can't be gathering s**t, you are Drafla, the truly omniscient being of all of existence, you already know everything" d**k tells her, the smile on his face had completely disappeared.

"I was a truly omniscient being" Drafla tells him as her gaze returns back to the ground

"Those past few days you have been asking me how the Future would go and I answered, I never saw any of it, I just calculated from the past events, it's from the past and present that the future is known."

"Can this get any worse, why is this happening to all of us" d**k thinks to himself but he still had his grin on, looking over at Drafla

"You have really gotta tell me what's going on here, what happened to you?'

"The creator, I met him lifetimes ago, I realized he had deliberately hid some events of the past from me" Drafla began as she looked d**k straight in his eyes maintaining unfaltering eye contact

"He told me he did that cause some events were best enjoyed when the outcome is not known, from my calculations, I found out that Larias would return, I kept telling him to..."

"I think the word you looking for there is nagging" d**k grins, everyone had turned their attention away from Drafla, they were all focused on him

"C.mon, I didn't tell you to stop, continue" d**k tells her.

"I kept telling him to restore me as I once was, the creator then told me he was going to take away my mistress' status, he stripped me of my ability to know all" Drafla ends.

"That has got to suck but those walls and the bull, how did you plan all that?" d**k asks.

"I am familiar with all the spells in each of the lower realms, that was pretty basic to me" She answers him.

"Damn, girl, you good at this" d**k smiles at her as he points to Marcel

"So mind telling us what happened to depressed Patrick over there?"

"His story is a long and hard one" Drafla begins

"After the war with Meglor, Marcel had no one but yet he was gifted with power from Ashun which made him ageless, at first it was fun for him but as it began to go on, he began to get bored and frustrated with life as no matter what he tried to do to endanger himself, he just couldn't die, he made a few comrades but everyone he made eventually died leaving him totally depressed and devastated, most of the time, he would curse Ashun, he hated his gift of immortality, he sought death more than anything."

"So why is he here, did he think your lame talks were capable of boring him to death, well, if that was the reason, I am beginning to see things from dumpsters' boy perspective and he definitely ain't wrong" d**k ends with a mild laughter.

"Say one more corny joke and your manhood shall receive the teriplax" Drafla says, she was getting flustered, d**k sure knew how to get on her nerves, d**k didn't know what the teriplax was but the way she said it didn't sound very nice and she said it was gonna affect his manhood, that was the most important part of his body according to him.

"Do you really want my d**k so bad, you can't do s**t, the only thing you are capable of doing is giving dumpster kid his lifelong prayers" d**k grins at her, Drafla mutters a spell.

"Aaahh b***h, what did you do?" d**k asks as he quickly puts his hand inside his shorts, he could still feel it and it didn't appear like anything negative had happened to it

"Take that b***h, the d**k still got his dick."

"Who said I was taking your d**k" Drafla asks with a demeaning smile, almost immediately as she had said that, d**k could feel his manhood itching terribly, as if that was not enough, rashes and boils were growing all over it, he could also feel wriggling movement on it, when d**k was a child, he liked to use earthworms and sand to play so he definitely need what that wriggling movement was but what was on his manhood wasn't just any form of worms, it was the worst of them all; maggots.

And that was not the worst part of all, d**k couple feel his d**k getting smaller and losing mass; it was shrinking.

"Hey Drafy" d**k's overconfident grin had vanished, now, it was replaced with a simple one.

"What" She asks him.

"Has anyone ever told you you so beautiful that you'd turn every female you ever met lesbian" d**k smiles at her.

"So I take it my spell worked, I won't be removing it, you must be punished."

"Ooh please" d**k shouts aloud getting to his knees as he slides towards her, he was now on his feet looking up at her, even though she had a serious facade, d**k could tell that she was laughing uncontrollably on the inside

"My name is d**k and the stuff you affected is a d**k so if you look at it like that, you destroying my identity, girl, please don't take this from me, it's my reason to live, I am so sorry for being such a d**k, I promise to give you the respect you deserve, I don't like to say this but I think you are the most beautiful, smartest, awesome, phenomenal and spectacular amongst the mistresses" d**k ends with what he hoped was a charming grin, with his d**k shrinking like that, he couldn't keep his mojo, he was scared as f**k.

"Is the alpha human making yet another vain attempt to get you to lay with him" came a feminine and familiar voice, everyone turned around to look at the direction of the voice; it was Azexela.

She was dressed in a long black transparent dress and her long lustrous hair spread out causing to reach past her shoulders.

"I don't do that, everyone in the room knows I am a saint, I am so holy even Jesus Christ meets me for lessons" d**k ends with a smirk.

As he said that, everyone burst into an uncontrollable fit of laughter even Marcel who had a depressed life couldn't but have a few chuckles.

Dick saying he was holy, it was like Satan saying he loved humans.

"Mortal, you never fail to disappoint me by bringing happy expressions on my face" Azexela grins in his direction as she snaps her fingers, d**k could feel the wriggling movement around his genital gone, he put his hand to feel it, he heaves a sigh of relief.

"Heeeey" d**k shouts aloud in Azexela's direction

"I am feeling just ten inches here, where did the other four go?"

"It sounds like you want another dose of the teriplax" She smiles at him.

"Aze, you are looking ravishing and tarnishing today, girl" d**k says as he looks from head to toe, he didn't want his d**k to suffer the same fate it had

"You so hot I bet we don't even need the sun anymore, you all the sunshine I need" d**k ends with a simple grin, he wasn't trying to flirt, just trying to get on Azexela's good books so his d**k would end up being safe.

"You sure know what to tell a lady, Dickson" Azexela smiles at him, her cheeks red from blushing.

"What can I say" d**k has regained his confident grin back

"I am the D, charming ladies, it's what I do best."

Almost immediately as he had spoken, light appears in the room, the light was so bright that d**k and most of the occupants in the room had to shield their eyes from the brightness, when the light dimmed, they look at what was there, it was Angel and Michael but Michael looked badly injured and he was missing an eye, Angel held a sword and she didn't look to happy, she looked pissed.

"Hey, Mikey" d**k says in Michael's direction

"You missing an eye and Angel is holding a sword, was you trying to you know, you know, you know, you know" d**k ends with a despicable grin.

Michael just looked at Dickson, he didn't know how to feel at this point but he was familiar with the actions of humans, usually when a human was speaking out of point, his fellow humans would just show him a body gesture and that was always seemed to bring the stupid man to his senses.

Michael just shows d**k the middle finger but it was obviously he was a noobie as he did it backwards making it look like he was telling himself. 'f**k you'

"Awwwn so cute" d**k says his eyes getting all teary

"Baby Mikey is finally learning to use big words, he just told me f**k you even though he is doing it wrong, they grow up so fast, ain't it beautiful" d**k ends wiping an imaginary tear from his eye.

"Since you are here and Michael is in that state, it's logical to assume the gods are dead" Azexela says in Angels' direction.

"Yes" Angel says bowing her head low to her

"I am sorry I failed you, my mistress, but I was able to retrieve the strongest arch angel, he shall be of use to us in this perilous times."

Azexela grinned at her as she motioned for her to lift her head, when she had done that, Azexela approaches and looks at her tenderly, the same look a mother gives her child.

"I told you I was going to nurture you and guide you, it's okay, you did your best, did you find out the truth about the mystery you were trying to solve" Azexela asks.

"Yes, Marei possessed me, that was why I was so bitter against the d**k, I am not really familiar with all that happened but I think all of this is Larias' plan, he must have been manipulating me and all of us in order to gain satiable power so he could ascend to the original creation and conquer it" Angel answers.

"So we do what we do best" d**k says with a grin

"We kick the bad guys ass and we make sure to look good while doing it."

"If you are considered the bad guy, I would want no more pleasure than to obliterate you" came a masculine feminine voice, d**k turns to look at the owner of the voice, standing at the far end of the room was Shekindra, he didn't appear to happy, he looked really annoyed like someone had just stolen something from him and in his right hand, he held a long sword, the blade was gleaming with a blue whitish light, it looked exactly like how Excalibur looked, he was dressed in a black suit.

"Shelly small d**k" d**k says opening his arms wide as if welcoming a friend which he hadn't seen for a long time

"I have missed you man, all our talks and gists, we played together, I laughed, you cried, I laughed really hard, you cried really bad" d**k says his eyes getting all teary

"I don't know what is wrong with me, I just get all emotional when it comes to remembering all those fun memories and when I see an old friend of mine, it was f*****g beautiful."

Shekindra just kept looking at d**k, he wore a look of murder, as he saw d**k, he could just dash and kill him at the spot where he stood

"Enough with the chatter, there was none amongst my memories relating with you that was memorable."

"Really man" d**k says getting a sad expression as he bursts into a stream of fake tears

"Shelly small d**k, don't be so mean, we was friends, you promised me we will be Bffs, we was supposed to eat cookies and lick ice cream together, then we will smash p*****s" d**k ends with a evil grin but then he stops as he uses his internal scan on Shekindra's genitals, his face immediately transforms to one of mockery

"Damn man, what the f**k is that" d**k says laughing uncontrollably

"Your d**k is as small as ever, it's so small that if it wanted to hula hoop, a cheerio would be too big for it, it's so small it makes bacteria look humongous in comparison, damn, nigga, what the f**k is that like what the f**k is that like what the actual f**k" d**k ends laughing and mocking Shekindra.

Shekindra just looked at d**k, the angry expression he had on his face was gone, right now, he wore a look that appeared as if he wanted to cry but he struggled to keep his calm demeanor but the way d**k kept pointing at him and laughing was so disheartening and destabilizing, he just couldn't take it anymore, he had to show this absurd mortals some manners, he sprints from his position towards d**k, raising his sword high in the air, he was about to bring it down on the alpha human when a whip entangles it and yanks it away from his hand, Shekindra looked at who it was, it was Marble, Drafo and Malkyie were right behind her, they looked like they were more than ready for battle.

"We shall he taking our leave now, we will leave the generals of Meglor to handle this" Drafla says as she motions over to Azexela.

"But wait, I want to fight" Lefinna shouts aloud but Azexela snaps her fingers causing all of them in the room to vanish except from Shekindra and the three generals of Meglor.

The three generals of Meglor were presently in their shadow forms, then a cocoon of darkness surrounds the area, it's diameter about seventy metres.

"How could you keep up with my movement?" Shekindra asks

"When I moved to attack the alpha human, I was sure to use my in depth speed which makes me so fast that the notion of time becomes insignificant, in other words, it's like I am moving in a space of stopped time."

"We are the generals of Meglor" Marble grins at him

"We are above the time space continuum, we can move at any speed we want and right now, we shall decimate you" as Marble ends her statement, she leaps from the ground towards Shekindra, Shekindra forms a Scimitar in his hands, he moves to attack Marble but he could feel a hand grabbing his 'smooth shaven' head from behind, it was Malkyie, Malkyie bashes him on the ground repeatedly before tossing him to Drafo.

Black balls of darkness with a diameter of twenty one centimetres each surrounded Drafo, they fly away from him hitting Shekindra and causing him to move backwards.

Marble takes it on, entangling her whip around Shekindra's leg, she ascends above the ground and begin to hit him repeatedly on the ground.

Drafo and Malkyie make darkness in form of spears and begin to aim and shoot it at Shekindra blasting him backwards.

Shekindra was badly scathed, their attacks felt like it had been amped by a god.

He forms an energy ball in his hand and launches it towards them but it just passed through them as it explodes as it makes contact with the surface of the black cocoon.

"Every form of attack below godly doesn't affect us" Malkyie grins as he dashes at Shekindra, he picks him up by his clean shaven head, the guy just liked to touch a smooth shiny head, he flings him about in the air, then covering his arms with darkness, he releases the sensation through Shekindra, it burns him, it appeared it was destroying his very soul.

"ARRRGGGGGHHHHH" Shekindra cries in agony.

"Why you screaming, we haven't even gotten to the best part" Drafo grins at him as he and Marble held hands, they began to form a giant black ball of darkness, looking over at Shekindra who was still suffering from the hold by Malkyie who was grinning mischievously, they launch the ball of darkness as him instantly destroying him to nothingness.

Before Azexela was about to leave the room, she had amped the generals' attacks with the Syerian Scimitar like properties, that was why they were able to destroy Shekindra.

"And that's a wrap" Malkyie grins.

"Not bad, it's as expected from the generals of Meglor" came a deep masculine voice, all the generals turn to look at the owner of the voice, it was no other than the tyrant, the one who was capable of causing the destruction of all of creation; Larias.