If the heavens had ever taken the time to mold pure, undiluted cluelessness into human form and sent it down to Astrovia, then Levi would be its most accurate embodiment. It wasn’t just the kind of ignorance born from naivety, it was the cultivated kind, the type that thrived even in the presence of obvious signs and screaming context clues. Despite having spent a year in Astrovia, Levi’s grasp of its most basic systems could rival that of a stunned tourist who’d accidentally taken a wrong portal and just decided to roll with it. The world might as well have been written in invisible ink for all he understood. Kyle and Violet stared at him, disbelief painted thick across their faces. “What?” Levi asked, frowning at their expressions. “So…” Violet began slowly, “If I heard you right

