The Day I Left My Brother Alone With My Wife

Chapter one

It was my wedding day and I woke up with my haunches in pain from the other nights bachelor party.

I and the guys did crazy things that night,there was beer and girls and music,it was very awesome and sick even though I just watched and ate Doritos in the VIP section alone.

I heard a knock at the door but I was too tired to get up,the knock got louder and louder but every time there was a knock,I went back to sleep laying on the floor in a pile of Doritos.

Suddenly my phone rang and just as I was about to pick it up, my friend who being tired and sleepy as well opened the door and immediately I heard a loud scream which was from Salimu, who was at the door.

He was in shock that none of us who were in the house was ready for my wedding,we were stinky and so rough and he started shouting and telling me that only 30 minutes where left till my wedding and when I heard that only 30 minutes where left I immediately woke up and remembered it was my wedding day and I hadn't even bought the rings yet,my mind left me at that point that I as a man almost cried till Salimu hauled me to the shower to get me ready and he told my friend Evans to go quickly and buy the rings.

10 minutes on the clock till my wedding and I wasn't ready,I was done showering and ironing my suit which I burned .

I got really upset at my self and Musonda who was sleeping in the closet heard my shouting and came out only to laugh at me.

I asked him if he couldn't see that I was running out of time and I needed a miracle helper and he said," You're a mess bro," laughingly he continued and said,"Just wear my suit, its fine."

At that point I felt relieved and I immediately and hurriedly put on the suit and started rushing for the door when Evans opened it and I bumped into him and the rings fell from his hands,I quickly picked them up and put them in my pocket and made a run downstairs to the car where Salimu was waiting for me.

We quickly drove to the church where everyone was now tired waiting for the ceremony to begin.

Queen B who is the bride and worried sick and lost for hope punting up and down in tears and almost ready to curse my name and regret her choice was not at ease and I quickly got off from the car in a very cool like way before the car could stop just like in movies and I run towards the church and slammed open the church door and run down the aisle to the alter and all eyes where on me and people felt relieved my father stirring at me in disgust and one told the bride that I was finally in the church and she got mad happy that I was come.

Her father walked her slowly down the aisle to the front in tears and I looked at her, she was the most beautiful thing I had ever set eyes on,despite her face being covered by a veil.

As they reached close I stepped forward to receive her from her fathers hands and an electrical impulse passed through my body,I felt so happy and good,she was finally almost mine.

I unveiled her and I looked into her eyes and my eyes watered,I couldn't believe it.

She immediately slapped me and said that it was for not picking up her calls and for being late then she hugged me and the ceremony begun.

When the time came for the vows as she told me her's I was lost in her eyes and I couldn't hear a single word she said.

The pastor finally pronounced us as husband and wife and I gave her a long long very long juicy kiss which lasted for more than 5 minutes and my friends kept on calling out to stop us but it never stopped me,my friends started pulling me away from her now and the pastor just stood in shock and laughing then he called out for cake as well.

The wedding was now over and I took my new wife to our new home which I had recently bought and despite being tired ,I carried her from the entrance of the door all the way upstairs to our bedroom.

As I opened the door I looked at her and she was fast asleep and gently I put her on the bed and covered her and I blacked out as well and slept.

The next day I felt a gentle nag ,it was my wife waking me up,she had already toured her new house and made a few adjustments which I liked very much.

I looked at my wife and just thanked God as I felt blessed having her,she was smart,beautiful beyond any beauty of angels and she was very bodacious.

She got close to me and and flattered me,she got really flirty and she started tickling me,I screamed like a small girl because I'm very ticklish, she chased me all around the house and I got a pillow and started chasing her back.

We tripped and fell on each other, I on top of her and we looked each other in the eyes for a while and before it got really hot the land phone rang and we both giggled and laughed I getting up and getting her up as well straightforwardly went to pick up the call.

On the call was my sister who lived in Australia and I had not invited her for my wedding so she was mad upset,she shouted at me through out and could not hear any thing from me till I finally got a chance and told her I had assigned my parents and my best friend to do the invitations and I was assured by my parents that they'd invite her and was told not to worry but they just couldn't get a hold of her.

After telling her all that she finally understood and finally congratulated me and warned me to be nice to my wife and that she wanted to see her,we talked for a while and finally ended and I hang up.

No sooner had I hang up the call than the door bell rang,my wife who I called to check it out had gone upstairs so I had to go check it my self. I got to the door and opened it and saw my brother standing there with his luggage...