“Oh, no problem, Craig. I tell them you like beer. Not breakfast now. Two o’clock. Some people wait you four, five, six hours. You cannot eat Thai food now? Sorry, but no’ have European food in the vil age. Try little bit. It is not hot. Mum make special for you.” So, he had a sip of beer, said ‘chock dee - cheers’ to those around him and started eating the pork curry. It was really quite nice and as long as he tried to remember that it was a late lunch and not breakfast, it went down well enough. As soon as he had finished, a ‘Thailand’ pul ed up and people started piling on the back of it. A ‘Thailand’ is a five or six metre long, four-wheeled vehicle powered by a simple, yet powerful diesel engine. The rear of the Thaila

