Well, stupid Joy is home again. Making everything all uptight and stuff. And things were going so great while she was at camp. Dad and Mom sat close to each other on the couch and laughed at that funny alien in the Mork and Mindy show. One Saturday, we had a party and I got to invite Rick; we hung out in my room and played Dungeons and Dragons all night. It was awesome. Mork and MindyTwo days later, we picked up Joy in Long Beach and everything changed. I don’t know why I had to come, anyhow. It’s not like she was happy to see me or anything. As soon as she got off the boat, her grin froze all weird and whatever she was saying to the girl next to her stopped. She barely said ‘hi’. She could have at least asked me what I’d been doing these eight weeks. But no! Ms. I’m-such-a-cool-teenager

