Georgie“Alright Ani, it’s getting late, you get one movie, then it’s bath time. What do you want to watch?”
“The Enchanted Mouse.”
“Again?”
“Yay. Enchanted Mouse. Enchanted Mouse.”
“Okay, okay. Sit your booty in your chair and I’ll put it on.”
I put on the annoying, silly, singing mouse for the ten millionth time, then went into my bedroom to call Zorah and tell her about my day.
“Heh gull, wuff uf?”
“Hello?”
“Heee, wuff uf?
“Zo, what the hell are you doing? Are you and Moses in the middle of something? Can you take the d**k out your mouth before you answer the phone, geez?”
“Shut up, you nasty buzzard,” she crunched in my ear. “Moses isn’t even here. He and Pippa are at some snowman movie. I’m eating some chips before dinner. What’s up?”
“Speaking of movies, you will never gues
