▪︎The Wedding▪︎
"You killed Betty!"
"She preferred being called Beatrice." Alex scoffs. "Respect the dead."
"You poisoned her?"
"That sounds evil." He gasps. "I just gave her a little taste of lead mixed with some fine wine. The poor b***h couldn't take it!"
"How did you two even meet?"
"In a bar. I bought her some drinks and she paid them with an invite to her house."
"You went to her house!"
"Then we made out like crazy, enjoyed a nice meal then I watched her die. Do you think she's going to haunt me? I'm a little scared..."
"I told you I'd deal with her."
"You were taking too long. Plus, what are brothers for?"
"Killing people?"
"Getting the job done for their big sisters. You're welcome."
"This could land us in a lot of trouble, you know?"
"Don't stress." He chuckles. "I
