‘You’re just frightened because I said “culture”. You only have to sit there with him. And not rustle your crisp packet. Or, if you fancied something a bit saucier … ’ She grinned at me. ‘There’s a strip club. You could take him to London for that.’
‘Take my employer to watch a stripper?’
‘Well, you say you do everything else for him – all the cleaning and feeding and stuff. I can’t see why you wouldn’t just sit by him while he gets a stiffy.’
‘Treena!’
‘Well, he must miss it. You could even buy him a lap dance.’
Several people around us in the crowd swivelled their heads. My sister was laughing. She could talk about s*x like that. Like it was some kind of recreational activity. Like it didn’t matter.
‘And then on the other side, there are the bigger trips. Don’t know what you fancie
