Of course, I don’t believe in anything cosmic, so that feeling has to be all in my imagination, right? And the way my skin tightens as I look up at this brave, vulnerable girl and silently vow to give her everything I know how to give. That’s nothing spiritual, it’s just biology…
Right?
“What about you?” she asks, shyly. “What have you done?”
“Just assume I’ve done everything,” I answer.
“Everything?”
“Well, okay, there’s a few categories on Pornhub that I haven’t dabbled in, but for the most part, everything.”
“And girlfriends?”
“I’ve never had a serious girlfriend, and I haven’t even casually dated anyone since college.”
“Why not?” Zenny asks. “Isn’t that normal? To date?”
I shrug. “Don’t have the time, mostly. And well, I’m a little bossy, as you may have noticed. Women
