~CHAPTER TWENTY TWO~
"Be careful!” she yells.
"Those things move fast when you get too close, like cats.”
She wasn’t lying.
The moment I bend down, the robot darts under the bed.
“Oh hell no!” I drop to my hands and knees. “Get back here, you nosy bastard!”
Cassie is wheezing with laughter in my ear.
“This is the best honeymoon story ever—”
“It’s NOT a honeymoon!” I snap, shoving my arm under the bed.
The robot whirs and shoots out the other side, circling the room like it’s taunting me.
“STOP. RUNNING!” I yell, grabbing a pillow and throwing it at it.
Cassie screams laughing. “Girl, you’re fighting your husband’s security system.”
“I DO NOT CARE!”
I chase the thing in circles until I finally corner it against the wall. I pounce, flipping it over, searching frantically with m
