"Monarch?" I looked from the sign above the club entrance to Tiernan as Abby and Torquil got out of the limo behind us.
"Where else would a princess party?" Abby asked. "Well done, Mr. Ti—"
"Do not." Tiernan held up a finger to her.
"Tiernan," she smiled sweetly as she finished the name. "I was going to say, Tiernan."
"Uh-huh." Tiernan grimaced.
"What does XXX DVD mean?" Torquil was staring across the street at a large sign which announced the availability of DVDs and an arcade."
"I rest my case." Abby shook her head. "He's a prude."
"Princess?" Torquil looked to me for help.
"DVDs are plastic discs which are used to store information. Those, in particular, have movies on them; moving images used to entertain," I tried to explain. "Like little pictures of real life; moving pictures
