One of the advantages of speaking to your weapon is that when the door explodes inward, allowing a burst of ice-cold air to blast inward, propelling a figure of pale skin and a dark robe at you with extended hands, at that time your weapon is near at hand.
And, if you're having an argument and have a decent amount of rage already built up over, for example, being forced to move out of your house, you might be able to empower that weapon.
"Stop right..." Harold said, extending his sword toward his attacker.
With a moist noise, the flying figure impaled its throat upon the point of Harold's sword.
"Twist me NOW!" Slayer of Men said. "No, not like that. Twist. No. No, like a key! Turn my handle like a key!"
But the other figure had brushed one of Harold's cheeks, freezing it insta
