Now, a little more about what happened last night. As you read in Maddie's first chapter, we discovered something that rocked our worlds collectively. We found out through dumb luck that our mom is a stripper. Now, don't get me wrong. She's not your run-of-the-mill "pole dancer". In fact, she never once used a pole for her performance. No, quite the contrary.
Our mother gave the most exotic, sensual striptease I had ever seen in my life. Not that I had witnessed all that many. But still. I could imagine. She's what I would refer to as a "classy" dancer. Her performance was incredibly erotic, despite her being my own mother. To the point where instead of being appalled or mortified, I had been enthralled. And, admittedly, quite thoroughly aroused.
Of course, something else had added to th
