Glossary
Many of the alien words are taken from Scottish Gaelic (yes, including the flying v****a). Some of them have been slightly changed, while others are exact translations.
Albya – planet of the Albyans (from Alba = Scotland)
Bainnse – wedding
Bawbag – scrotum (Scots insult)
Click – minute (30 Earth minutes are 20 intergalactic clicks)
C-suit – camouflage suit that helps aliens blend in with humans
Lady Beyra – Albyan Goddess (based on the Scottish/Celtic Beira myth)
Migges – midges (tiny mosquitos aka miniature demons who love to torment this particular author in her garden)
Pit air iteig – for f**k’s sake (literally: flying v****a)
Rotation – Albyan year
Quantnet – intergalactic internet
Sgid/sgidding – f**k/fucking
Taigeis – a fluffy round animal based on the Scottish haggis
Ton air eigh dhut – f**k you (literally: may your arse hit the ice)