“No, not even a little. Go have a night off you deserve it”
She grins sitting back down
“Oh how exciting, I hope little dude takes a break, I might get some actual sleep now”
“Do you want tea Penny?”
Mum calls from inside, she groans
“Please no, it’s always f*****g tea, my brain is tea, my piss is tea, I think even the blood running through my body is bloody tea. Please May I have a coffee, pats too far away he can’t stop me”
She says grinning, making Gerald choke up and laugh, I shake my head at her, she was so funny, her and pat had the weirded best relationship i've ever come across. They are both equally weird and wonderful all at the same time.
“Last time I gave you coffee he nearly sat my arse on fire so drink it quick and you better be good at lying, last time he threatened
