#general (The Beach, the Ocean, and Homesickness)
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will get rid of that awful consort, the other two princes, and his fiance, all in one fell swoop!
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): While I am genuinely impressed by your Thoroughness, I feel I cannot endorse your Plan to, quote, "Pump 'em full of poison and let god sort it out."
lovelylily (Xiaxia): Well when you get reincarnated into the middle of a three kingdoms court drama, maybe I'll ask for your endorsement!
lovelylily (Xiaxia): Now if you'll excuse me, I have an empress-ship to secure~♪
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IGotASword (Avitria): it's so hooooot!!!
Whatsamana (Earth Q): same
tranquility (Earth L7): i find the climate on Earth to be quite agreeable.
IGotASword (Avitria): isn't it summer on earth by now?
Whatsamana (Earth Q): it's winter in australia
Whatsamana (Earth Q): an australian cheese-themed magical girl. god i love the multiverse
CouldBeCool (Underdark): Hey you know what you're supposed to do when it gets hot out?
IGotASword (Avitria): hydrate!!!
tranquility (Earth L7): remain in well ventilated air conditioned indoor spaces as much as possible. if you must go outside, wear sunscreen, loose fitting clothing, and a wide brimmed hat. as sword mentioned, drink plenty of fluids.
CouldBeCool (Underdark): What? No!
CouldBeCool (Underdark): I mean go to the beach!
CouldBeCool (Underdark): The weather is telling you it's time for a beach episode!
Whatsamana (Earth Q): yeah no thanks. i'll be happy not to spend my day getting sand all up in my business
IGotASword (Avitria): i wish i could go to the beach!!! the path of a hero is a hard, lonely road
Whatsamana (Earth Q): you're literally adventuring with your best friend
IGotASword (Avitria): hehe yeah
tranquility (Earth L7): reading a good book by the sea does sound heavenly.
IGotASword (Avitria): i like to go in the water!!! i'm not a great swimmer but i'm better than book!
Whatsamana (Earth Q): book can't swim? that's gotta be a flag
IGotABook (Avitria): I am perfectly capable of treading water.
IGotASword (Avitria): book is the kind of guy that stays in the shallow end of the pool!!!
IGotABook (Avitria): The ocean is very dangerous. I prefer not to tempt fate.
CouldBeCool (Underdark): You're all missing the best part of the beach!
Whatsamana (Earth Q): modus said nothing r rated in general
CouldBeCool (Underdark): It's the sandcastles! The sandcastles!
Whatsamana (Earth Q): really
CouldBeCool (Underdark): Look I'll ogle at all the pretty guys and girls as much as the next guy. But none of that compares to the feeling of accomplishment when you poke that little stick flag into the last tower and declare Cool Castle completed!
Whatsamana (Earth Q): that's weirdly wholesome for you
tranquility (Earth L7): perhaps i shall attempt to replicate Castle Tranquility the next time i go to the beach. it has been some time since I've been back.
IGotASword (Avitria): now that you mention it, me and book have been away from earth for a long time too
Whatsamana (Earth Q): if this turns into a homesick pity party i'm leaving
CouldBeCool (Underdark): Have a little sympathy, bro.
IGotASword (Avitria): it's okay!!! we're a little homesick, yeah, but we're fine here
IGotASword (Avitria): what about you tranquility!!!
tranquility (Earth L7): i am duty bound to recover my knights, and to ensure that this planet does not fall under the control of the Limburger clan, before i may return to Fromage. my feelings are inconsequential... though it does grate on me somewhat, i admit.
Whatsamana (Earth Q): no pun intended?
tranquility (Earth L7): what?
IGotASword (Avitria): well you've always got us to talk to!!! that's what hero chat's for, right?
tranquility (Earth L7): yes... all of your company has been invaluable in my travels.
Whatsamana (Earth Q): great this was very heartwarming. let's get back on topic: the ocean, will it kill you?
IGotABook (Avitria): Yes.
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