so i thought i'd draw a picture of all of us together!
Whatsamana (Earth Q): holy s**t sword you're actually a really good artist
IGotASword (Avitria): hehe you think so? i can only get hold of pencils and charcoal here though...
Whatsamana (Earth Q): i mean i look nothing like that but this is like a professional quality illustration
IGotASword (Avitria): i got accepted to a really well-known art school before i got summoned you know!!!
Whatsamana (Earth Q): you think you know a person...
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BiGgERPen152DAY (Spamalonia): Notavirus v3.14 for Wandows downlaad click [here]
IGotASword (Avitria): notavirus? that sounds like a useful add-on!!!
nameless-npc (Generica II): DO NOT click that!
nameless-npc (Generica II): That is spam, Sword. Probably a virus.
IGotASword (Avitria): aw but it's notavirus
nameless-npc (Generica II): Yes Sword. That is how they get you.
BiGgERPen152DAY (Spamalonia): CLICK [here] FOR BIGGER WANDS IN TWO WEEKS
IGotASword (Avitria): do you think book needs a bigger wand?
nameless-npc (Generica II): I'm going to ignore that you just said that.
nameless-npc (Generica II): Just don't click any links, okay? @ModusOperandi we got a spammer.
IGotASword (Avitria): modus is busy with the argum thing, remember?
nameless-npc (Generica II): That's right, I forgot about that. @drSpoon can you get rid of the spammer?
BiGgERPen152DAY (Spamalonia): please just click the [link]. they have my wife. my child. i don't know what they're going to do to them. i just want to see my family again.
BiGgERPen152DAY (Spamalonia): BIGGEST ANIME TITTIES IN THE MULTIVERSE CLICK [here]
drSpoon (Heart of Magic): What seems to be teh problem?
nameless-npc (Generica II): The spammer, Spoon. Can you get rid of it for us before someone downloads a virus?
drSpoon (Heart of Magic): I'm sorry Nameless, you know I'm not quite up on teh technical stuff. What is a "spammer?"
nameless-npc (Generica II): The bot spamming the chat with shady links.
BiGgERPen152DAY (Spamalonia): Hello. I am a Spamalonian prince. Unfortunately, my vast wealth is inaccessible to me due to interdimensional customs laws, leaving me penniless in a foreign land. I'll be happy to pay you vast sums for your assistance in transferring some funds, click [here] for more
drSpoon (Heart of Magic): Oh no that poor Spamalonian prince!
nameless-npc (Generica II): Spoon do not click it!
nameless-npc (Generica II): It's a virus! Or a scam or something!
drSpoon (Heart of Magic): Are you sure, Nameless?
nameless-npc (Generica II): Yes I'm sure! The Spamalonian Prince is like the oldest scam in the book. Sheesh.
IGotASword (Avitria): don't feel bad spoon, they almost got me too
BiGgERPen152DAY (Spamalonia): CLICK [here] FOR MASSIVE FUNBAGS
nameless-npc (Generica II): This is just getting pathetic.
drSpoon (Heart of Magic): WANDOWS ACTIVATION KEEY CLICK [here]
nameless-npc (Generica II): Oh my god Spoon did you really?
IGotASword (Avitria): TWINK MAGE TAKE TWO MASSIVE WANDS [here]
nameless-npc (Generica II): @ModusOperandi Please hurry up and fix this. I'm begging you.
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