#welcome (Welcome, Sword and Book!)
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@IGotASword joined the server.
IGotASword: hey!!! i'm new around here!!! i'm igotasword, but you can just call me sword!!! i'm a libra, my favorite food is pizza, and i like drawing, cool rocks, and long walks on the beach!!!
Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): Welcome to the server. Don't forget to update your name to include your current plane of existence.
IGotASword: oh yeah!!!
IGotASword (Avitria): is that better?
Whatsamana (Earth Q): fresh blood!
nameless-npc (Generica II): Heck of a dating profile there
Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): That's perfect. You're all set to enjoy the community.
Whatsamana (Earth Q): hey newbie, you're an earthling right?
IGotASword (Avitria): woah!!! how'd you know?
Whatsamana (Earth Q): you're new here, so you don't know it yet, but i'm actually the foremost telepath on the planet, you see.
nameless-npc (Generica II): Foremost liar, you mean. He guessed from your zodiac sign. They don’t have that in other dimensions.
Whatsamana (Earth Q): actually, it was the pizza.
IGotASword (Avitria): oh yeah that makes sense!!! they have different constellations here in avitria. i guess most places have different stars too huh?
IGotASword (Avitria): wait are you on earth right now???
Whatsamana (Earth Q): don't get any weird ideas, i'm on earth but the chances we're from the same earth are slim to none.
IGotASword (Avitria): the same earth???
nameless-npc (Generica II): Can we not go over this again? Just go read the FAQ channel, kid.
IGotASword (Avitria): oh sorry i'll do that
Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): @Whatsamana, we have pizza in this dimension.
Whatsamana (Earth Q): what, really?
Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): Oh yes. My favorite comes from a little place called "Zaphod's 'Zza." They get their pizzas from a local orchard just outside of town. All organic, no pesticides.
Whatsamana (Earth Q): i don't think we're talking about the same thing
Whatsamana (Earth Q): but if we are i really want to live in a dimension with pizza trees
IGotASword (Avitria): okay i read the faq about earth!!! that's really weird but okay!!!
Whatsamana (Earth Q): right? and nobody knows why there are so many earths or why they're so popular for summoning. it's just a mystery of the multiverse...
nameless-npc (Generica II): We're getting off track. What's your situation, Sword? I take it you're a summoned hero?
IGotASword (Avitria): oh yeah!!! yeah we got summoned here from earth a couple of days ago. gave us weapons and said save the kingdom!!!
nameless-npc (Generica II): "We?"
IGotASword (Avitria): yeah my best friend got summoned along with me!!! he's a little shy though so he hasn't joined the server yet!!!
IGotASword (Avitria): i'll go kick his butt and tell him to join!!!
@IGotABook (Avitria) joined the server.
IGotABook (Avitria): I'm here.
Whatsamana (Earth Q): woah! it's a two for one deal!
Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): Welcome to the server.
nameless-npc (Generica II): Welcome to the IHSC, Book. We were just getting acquainted with your friend.
IGotABook (Avitria): Thanks.
IGotASword (Avitria): he's not much of a talker but he's a good guy!!!
Whatsamana (Earth Q): hey book...
Whatsamana (Earth Q): do you...
Whatsamana (Earth Q): ...wear glasses?
IGotABook (Avitria): ...? Yes?
Whatsamana (Earth Q): ah yes so it's that kind of duo *nod nod*
nameless-npc (Generica II): That sort of cliche, huh...
Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): Both of you, please stop being smug.
IGotASword (Avitria): what??? is it bad???
Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): Just ignore them. They like to call themselves "savvy" but they're both just idiots.
Whatsamana (Earth Q): aphrodite you wound me
nameless-npc (Generica II): So what’s your quest? Slay the demon lord?
Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): Perhaps it is to bring everlasting peace to the galaxy?
Whatsamana (Earth Q): maybe they just have a mountain of paperwork that no one wants to do
IGotASword (Avitria): the first one!!! Slay the evil sorcerer!!!
Whatsamana (Earth Q): yeah that one’s a classic
IGotASword (Avitria): i’ve never slain anything before though…
IGotASword (Avitria): i don’t think book has either
IGotASword (Avitria): and now all of a sudden we’ve gotta slay this ibuprofen guy!
nameless-npc (Generica II): Ibuprofen…?
IGotABook (Avitria): Ifram Dosa.
IGotABook (Avitria): The evil sorcerer’s name is Ifram Dosa.
Whatsamana (Earth Q): book i get the feeling you’re the brains of this outfit
IGotASword (Avitria): book is really smart!!!
Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): Your quest sounds like a fairly standard hero’s journey. I expect you will be able to find adequate help and resources here on HeroChat.
IGotASword (Avitria): thanks!!!
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