#reincarnator-lounge (Rejection and Horns)
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learn how to read and write all over again! being a kid again is the worst!
EvolverOcelot (Coris): Yeah I got around all that by eating a language teacher.
stupiddiaperbaby (Lori an Twig): how the hell are you still categorized as a hero?
EvolverOcelot (Coris): Honestly? No fukkin' clue.
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CouldBeCool (Underdark): REJECTED! Again! What's the point of reincarnating to a magic high school if I can't date anyone!
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): Your Distress is duly noted. How are the Horns?
CouldBeCool (Underdark): Ugh!
CouldBeCool (Underdark): Don't remind me.
CouldBeCool (Underdark): They just keep getting bigger!
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): Some People are into that, or so I'm told.
CouldBeCool (Underdark): Nobody around here, I can tell you that.
CouldBeCool (Underdark): And of course Nameless is out there with his new girlfriend.
CouldBeCool (Underdark): Probably smooching right now I bet.
CouldBeCool (Underdark): Now it's just you and me in the Lonely Hearts Club. You and me against the world!
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): I believe the Majority of heroes on the Server are single actually.
CouldBeCool (Underdark): Yeah but you two were the only ones that ever humored me.
CouldBeCool (Underdark): Let's make a vow, Wu! If we haven't found anyone when we're old, we get hitched and damn the consequences!
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): Let the Record show that I did not consent to this Arrangement.
CouldBeCool (Underdark): Oh you're no fun.
CouldBeCool (Underdark): But come on, we all know how these scenarios are supposed to go. I bet you've got yourself a whole harem over there on Heaven Continent!
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): As a Student of the Dao, such dalliances would be a Distraction on my path toward True Enlightenment.
CouldBeCool (Underdark): So, what, Gu Peng was a fluke then?
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): Gu Peng is Dead to me.
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): And if I ever see him again he'll be Dead to Everyone Else too.
CouldBeCool (Underdark): Yikes. Well okay then.
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): Other matters aside I believe this Fixation you have on achieving Romantic Success is Not Healthy for you.
CouldBeCool (Underdark): Hey, that's easy for you to say. You reincarnated into this whole ascetic lifestyle where probably no one has ever considered the possibility of dating. Plus, weren't you pretty popular before you reincarnated?
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): I cannot deny I had Admirers.
CouldBeCool (Underdark): Right? Meanwhile here I am redoing HIGH SCHOOL, except this time there's MAGIC and also I'm HOT and GOOD AT STUFF.
CouldBeCool (Underdark): And I'm STILL a loser. How lame is that?
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): You're right. That does sound Unpleasant.
CouldBeCool (Underdark): I was so excited when Miss Goddess offered me a second chance with whatever boon I wanted. But now it's sixteen years later and I'm just some weird magic nerd with green horns and no friends.
CouldBeCool (Underdark): Ugh.
CouldBeCool (Underdark): Thanks for listening to me rant again, Wu.
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): For what it's Worth, I think you would be an excellent Romantic Partner, and I know that you are a fine Friend. I pray that your Classmates will see that as well Someday.
CouldBeCool (Underdark): S'yeah. What a waste of a boon though.
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): What Boon did you request of Miss Goddess?
CouldBeCool (Underdark): I asked for a huge d**k.
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): I retract every Positive Statement I've ever made about you.
CouldBeCool (Underdark): It’s a joke! I'm kidding, kidding...
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