#magic-help (Fireballs and Laser Eyes)
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and they turned green! GREEN! This is not helping!
drSpoon (Heart of Magic): HMMMMM what I prescribed was for curses. Perhaps it's a hex instead?
drSpoon (Heart of Magic): Here, see if you can find some holy water, enough to immerse your whole head in. Do that and observe teh results. Then report back to me and I might be able to recommend a cure.
CouldBeCool (Underdark): This is the WORST!
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IGotASword (Avitria): @drSpoon are you here??? i need #magic-help
drSpoon (Heart of Magic): Good timing, I was just about to log off for teh day.
drSpoon (Heart of Magic): What do you need?
IGotASword (Avitria): dr spoon how do i shot fireball
drSpoon (Heart of Magic): You want to learn a fireball spell? I'll need a minute to look up teh info on Avitria.
Whatsamana (Earth Q): sword aren't you a fighter?
IGotASword (Avitria): i guess!!! but come on haven't you ever wanted to cast a spell before???
IGotASword (Avitria): plus book is doing all these cool things with his book while i'm just swinging a sword!!!
Whatsamana (Earth Q): what, you’re getting jealous of the wizardy bullshit already?
IGotASword (Avitria): i just want to shoot fire out of my hands!!!
drSpoon (Heart of Magic): Okay I found teh information! According to this, magic in Avitria is an elemental system with six basic elements. That’s not too difficult, but we’ll want to teach you teh basics of teh system first, as well as going over teh potential dangers of working with Avitria’s praecantropic precursor, and a bit of education on teh history of Avitrian sorcery also wouldn’t go awry...
Whatsamana (Earth Q): no need to info dump spoon, just tell him how to set things on fire with his mind, which is a completely responsible thing to teach someone as excitable as sword
IGotASword (Avitria): i think it's interesting!!! but... it is... a lot...
drSpoon (Heart of Magic): Magic is a complex phenomenon. In order to perform it, you should first understand teh theory and mechanics underlying it in your dimension.
IGotASword (Avitria): but i just want to blow things up...
Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): Listen to @drSpoon. She is the foremost expert on magic in the IHSC, after all.
IGotASword (Avitria): oooookaaaaayyyy...
Whatsamana (Earth Q): @drSpoon i know you can't resist that kind of whining
Whatsamana (Earth Q): you've got something up your voluminous sleeve, right?
drSpoon (Heart of Magic): Well...
drSpoon (Heart of Magic): I do happen to have a few artifacts of power lying around. Trinkets, really.
drSpoon (Heart of Magic): I don't have anything for a fireball spell specifically, but if it's blowing things up you want, I do have an amulet of ocular directed combustion.
drSpoon (Heart of Magic): It's a very simple enchantment, really, and I believe it is compatible with Avitrian principles. You see it generates and stores fire elemental magic from teh rays of the sun, which can be released at will at a target designated by the direction of one’s gaze...
IGotASword (Avitria): what
Whatsamana (Earth Q): laser eye beams
IGotASword (Avitria): i could have LASER EYE BEAMS???
Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): I'm vetoing this. @drSpoon you know how strict the rules are on cross-dimensional transferance.
drSpoon (Heart of Magic): Well, yes, that is true...
IGotASword (Avitria): but laser eye beams...
Whatsamana (Earth Q): tough break, sword. looks like you'll just be swinging your sword for the foreseeable future
IGotABook (Avitria): Sword, why are you trying to learn magic?
IGotASword (Avitria): hey book!!! i'm just trying to increase my firepower!!!
Whatsamana (Earth Q): who could say no to a little self improvement?
IGotABook (Avitria): Why? We're already strong enough to beat entire hordes of the enemies in this area.
IGotASword (Avitria): yeah but, that's because of your spells!!! by the time i've taken out a bad guy you're nuking the rest from orbit!!! i need to be pulling my weight!!!
IGotABook (Avitria): Sword, those spells require intense concentration, not to mention time to prepare.
IGotABook (Avitria): I would not be able to nuke anything if I were not confident that you can fend off anything that tries to get near me.
IGotASword (Avitria): wow!!! i didn't know you relied on me so much!!!
IGotABook (Avitria): Of course I do. This party would not work without both of us.
IGotASword (Avitria): the demon hordes had better watch out because i'm not gonna let them put a finger on you!!!
IGotABook (Avitria): Speaking of.
IGotABook (Avitria): We're due at our next mission right now.
IGotASword (Avitria): oh yeah!!! let's go!!!
IGotABook (Avitria): I apologize if Sword was bothering you all.
Whatsamana (Earth Q): ...
drSpoon (Heart of Magic): .. .
Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): ...
Whatsamana (Earth Q): those two are...
Whatsamana (Earth Q): a lot.
Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): They make a good couple.
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