#welcome (Welcome, Heroes of Argum!)
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@Diacritic-Doggy is among us!
Diacritic-Doggy (Argum): Hello!
Challenger approaching - @rooster-guy has appeared!
@rooster-guy: hello everyone. i've just been summoned.
Whatsamana (Earth Q): another twofer!
nameless-npc (Generica II): Welcome to the server both of you. @rooster-guy, don't forget to set your name to include your current dimension.
IGotASword (Avitria): welcome to the ihsc!!!
Diacritic-Doggy (Argum): Thanks for the warm welcomes everyone!
rooster-guy (Argum): is this better?
Diacritic-Doggy (Argum): Rooster! You're on Argum too?
rooster-guy (Argum): i guess i am? this is a little new to me, but nobody said anything to me about another hero.
Whatsamana (Earth Q): ooh drama
Diacritic-Doggy (Argum): Me neither! It's a relief to find out there's someone else out there, though!
IGotASword (Avitria): yeah!!! nothing beats adventuring with your best friend!!!
Whatsamana (Earth Q): pretty sure they don't know each other, sword
rooster-guy (Argum): we probably should meet up in person though. where are you? i'm staying in the castle right now.
Diacritic-Doggy (Argum): You mean the big tree that the queen lives in?
rooster-guy (Argum): tree? no, the actual castle. you know, where the king lives.
@shep has joined the server!
shep (Argum): hi everyone
IGotASword (Avitria): ...is it just me, or are we getting a lot of heroes from argum?
nameless-npc (Generica II): @Diacritic-Doggy @rooster-guy @shep Can the three of you tell us what country summoned you?
Diacritic-Doggy (Argum): The Hound Kingdom! They summoned me to help them defeat the demon lords to the east!
rooster-guy (Argum): the feathers kingdom. they summoned me for the demon lords in the west.
shep (Argum) what's goin on? i got summoned by the wooly kingdom
Diacritic-Doggy (Argum): Aren't those both demon territories?
rooster-guy (Argum): isn't the hound kingdom?
nameless-npc (Generica II): I think I see what's going on here.
nameless-npc (Generica II): Sounds like a summon war.
nameless-npc (Generica II): A bunch of dumb countries decided to summon their own heroes to fight each other with.
Diacritic-Doggy (Argum): But I thought I was supposed to fight demons!
Whatsamana (Earth Q): propaganda: the one true multiversal constant
shep (Argum): woah i'm supposed to fight rooster and dia then?
rooster-guy (Argum): this is not the summoned to another world power fantasy adventure i was promised.
IGotASword (Avitria): somebody promised you all that???
rooster-guy (Argum): i was speaking figuratively.
nameless-npc (Generica II): So, just how many of you were summoned?
Diacritic-Doggy (Argum): Dunno.
rooster-guy (Argum): beats me.
shep (Argum): nobody tells me anything!
Whatsamana (Earth Q): i will bet you all the money there are twelve of them
nameless-npc (Generica II): I don't know where that number came from, but if you're right, this is pretty troublesome.
IGotASword (Avitria): how come? avitria summoned two heroes after all
nameless-npc (Generica II): Mass summons aren't totally unheard of. You'll hear more than one story of entire high school classes being summoned, or in at least one case, an entire city.
nameless-npc (Generica II): But mass summons dilute the heroic power boost. Twelve single summons, all on different sides, fighting each other? A single summon power boost shouldn't be underestimated. Argum could very well be destroyed by such a war.
nameless-npc (Generica II): Also heroes killing other heroes is just kind of unpleasant, you know, generally speaking.
IGotASword (Avitria): oh no!!!
rooster-guy (Argum): well
rooster-guy (Argum): damn.
Diacritic-Doggy (Argum): What are we supposed to do then?
nameless-npc (Generica II): Not to worry, you can leave the next part to us.
nameless-npc (Generica II): @ModusOperandi (Dreamland), we need a ruling. This is the kind of thing the Offices like to step in on, isn't it?
@TheOriginalHorseGirl is in the house!
TheOriginalHorseGirl (Argum): Hello hello hello~
IGotASword (Avitria): they're multiplying!!!
Whatsamana (Earth Q): sword you're supposed to welcome the newbies
IGotASword (Avitria): oh!!! sorry!!!
ModusOperandi (Dreamland): Okay, I think I've grasped the situation.
shep (Argum): who this guy
TheOriginalHorseGirl (Argum): Was this a bad time...?
ModusOperandi (Dreamland): I'm sending an intervention request to the Offices of Interdimensional Heroic Support. They should have a response within the week.
ModusOperandi (Dreamland): In the meantime, I've created a new channel for the #heroes-of-argum. You all can use that channel to coordinate if necessary.
ModusOperandi (Dreamland): Please keep in mind NOT to inform your summoners that you are in communication with the other heroes. We don't know how they'll react, but it probably won't be good.
ModusOperandi (Dreamland): Any questions?
TheOriginalHorseGirl (Argum): What is going on?
Whatsamana (Earth Q): business as usual
ModusOperandi (Dreamland): Alright then. Modus, out.
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Whatsamana (Earth Q): what did i tell you? twelve of ‘em
Whatsamana (Earth Q): welcome to the server everyone
Whatsamana (Earth Q): enjoy your stay
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