Such ridiculous drivel!
Only the Eradians would come up with a fairytale like this. The young woman remained utterly helpless until a man came along to solve all her problems. And then – just to reaffirm that she was, in fact, property – he immediately took her back to her father, the abusive piece of cow dung who put her in the garden in the first place. It was all meant to appease a man’s ego. Her son would not be learning such absurd notions from her!
not“Until one day, when a young thief learned of the princess’s plight. For this thief had touched the vast power of the Ether. The garden’s walls were no impediment to her. She scaled them with the aid of her Gravity-Sink, dropped into the garden in the dead of night and woke the princess from her sleep.
“At first, the princess was afr
