Two soldiers in leather armor were patrolling at a nearby river. They then noticed something further down the river. After getting a closer look, they were confused on what they saw.
"What do we do?"
“How do we report this?”
They were trying to figure out what to do with the dead body of a giant boar in the river and was caught between two rocks. They also notice an injured boy in the river. His clothes got caught on a branch of a fallen tree.
“Is he dead?”
“Only one way to find out.”
“What?”
The other one picks up a stick and walks over to the boy.
“I'm going to poke him with a stick.”
The soldier started poking the boy's face.
"Hey, you dead?"
He kept poking him with the stick. This annoyed the female soldier.
"You could check to see if he's breathing?"
"Oh right…yeah, he's
