GLORIA SHOWS UP AT BIBLIOTHÈQUE WITH HER NEW ASSISTANT. Gloria is a human origami in her white panelled dress.
I introduce everyone, Patrick to Gloria and the new assistant, Trish, who is very blond and not pretty but not plain either. A Five. “My friend said they had this awesome fish tank here,” she says, looking around.
“Not anymore,” I say like I’m sad.
“Kerry is an account manager now,” Gloria explains when I don’t ask what happened to her original assistant.
Patrick talks fast like he’s on cocaine. Maybe he’s on cocaine. He is here to show us the first vlog on his iPad – the just-released vlog that’s already got more than ten thousand views, though Patrick says that more than half of these are buy-ins. That means they are subscribers to the newsletters from other products’ websit
