Kerry is Gloria’s right-hand girl, possibly the only girl at G-PR without the shiny locks and smooth skin. She vacationed with us in Hawaii and took care of Gloria’s pet, a little ferret-like dog named Fifi. (Fun fact: it was the dog’s name that inspired naming $isi.)
“Kerry’s amazing. She was really helpful when Fifi –”
“Fifi was lovely,” I say. “Pinch between your index finger and your thumb. It stops the tears,” I squeeze Gloria’s arm gently.
“She ate her own shit.” Jason says exactly what I would like to actually say about the dog instead of what I just said.
“f**k you.” Gloria shakes her head. Her eyes are wet but no tears. “Kerry is taking over the London account soon, and then she can have my job.”
“Nice,” Jason says. “What are you going to do?”
“I’m going to start a magazine.
