"And prince plum takes the lead," I hollered.
"No fair," whined my sister Lillac.
"I told you I was good." I reminded my little squirt. I smirked and she started to tear up.
"Mom." She yelled. "Antonio's not playing fair."
I sighed. I spoiler her to much before. Mom stopped in the bathroom door, looked at us both and picked me first.
"Antonio Michael Sage," she was calm, as always. She gave me a look I knew. It said explain and fast.
"She won three out of four times so far." I explained. "I just won the recent one." I rolled my eyes, and she started a tantrum.
"Lillac Jane Sage," mom said stern. "Get up and apologize. He won only once and you've won three times that."
"But I always wanna win," she cried. She rubbed her red eyes, which made it worse. I gave in, again.
I switched the toys places and she looked at me, then smiled.
"Kay," she hugged me. "I'll let you win next time!"
She danced toward the door, as I pulled the water plug in the tub.
"Dinner!" Father called up to us. Dinner finally? Take a guess at what it could be.
Lillac jumped past mom and called, "race you mommy."
"Your on." Mom agreed. They left and I followed behind slowly.
"Yes, subs." yelled Lillac. I stopped at the table. Couldn't we just not have these everyday.
"Again," I mumbled under my breath.
"So how was my family," father questioned us, as we sat down to eat.
"Alive," I said.
"And," mom continued.
"Whining," Lillac shouted.
Together we should of sounded like were alive and whining. Dad laughed, it made me want to throw up my bite of food.
"Alive is good but nobody should be whining," he said smiling.
Please I wanted to say, tell that to the baby in the family.
Dinner as always was loud. Munch, munch, munch, munch! Munch, munch, munch, munch! Munch, munch, munch, munch! Munch, munch, munch, munch!
This goes on for what seems like years.
"What happened today?" Father looked at me. I looked away. I noticed him frowning.
"I won in a hero tub race," Lillac said.
"Cool. Did your brother win," father looked at me again. I ignored it and started to choke on my coke-zero.
Does father know Lillac or me anymore. Man that was a very stupid question.
"He did but gave it to Lillac because she wouldn't stop whining," mom said for both of us.
"That was nice of him. Lillac say thank you." father demanded.
This time I didn't get to choke on my coke-zero, it came out my nose. I was laughing so hard. Fathers gone brain dead
I was getting dirty looks but its like he doesn't spend enough time with us anymore, which is still so true.
"Ewww," Lillac yelled and jumped up to move away from me. I laughed harder.
"I," laugh, "need some," snort, "time," laugh, "to myself." I finally managed to say. I took my drink and walked up to my room.
I was still laughing and snorting when I hit my head on my pillows. Dad sure needs to spend a day at home with us, and soon.