GINGER "Aren't you hot dressed like that?" Heidi asked only seconds into arriving. "It's cold in here." "Cold?" She looked around as if she could actually see the temperature. I rolled my eyes. "Yeah, I'm cold." "Maybe you caught something. Do you have a fever?" Heidi asked, putting her hand to my forehead. I swiped it away. "I'm fine." "Maybe you got mono." She snickered. "Haha! So funny! Why don't you get all your slut jokes out of the way now so I don't have to endure them all night," I replied. "We can't all be Miss Mated and Married perfect housewife." "I'm not a housewife!" She scoffed. "I told you, I've decided to start taking classes in graphic design at the local community college. There's just not a lot of job options out here in the middle of nowhere. But I think this w

