In a dark somber room, a single man sits quietly. Inserting a single tape into an old cassette player. He awaits feedback. Soon thereafter a recorded voice says the following, 'The date: Saturday, 29th March 2008. The time: 8:00 am Your mission Dylan, should you choose to accept it is to successfully make Hora's birthday the greatest of all time. As always, should you or any of your team be caught or killed, the Author will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck.' 5 4 3 2 1 *Poof* Well that was anti-climactic. Anyway where were we? It's Hora's birthday today and I plan to take her on a blockbuster date. Something that will put all the indies to shame by just looking at its budget. I've fully planned today down to the s

