On the fourth day at noon, the campus network collapsed. The aging infrastructure buckled under the sudden surge in traffic and stayed down for half an hour. When access came back, a single post sat pinned at the very top of the homepage, its engagement having already trampled the freshly crowned campus beauty pageant results into irrelevance. The title was blunt enough to burn the eyes. #VerifiedExposéFinancialAidRecipientIrisVaneUsedGrantMoneytoBuyaDesignerHandbagWorthTensofThousands. The poster went by Righteous Bystander. The formatting was polished, the images were sharp, and the chain of evidence had been assembled with professional precision. Three high-resolution photographs anchored the post. The first photo showed a wardrobe door half open, the dark gray monogram dust bag vi

