Chapter ThreeTry using a blinker, s**t for brains! I’m not a f*****g mind reader! The voice inside my head creating the general commentary and imaginary conversations while driving typically takes on one of three personas. There’s the passive voice, which resembles namaste, cruise-control, and all things surfing the chill wave. The ride is smooth and calm, and my Teflon exterior shields me from getting frustrated with the a*s-holiest of drivers. It’s this zen-like mindset that I can become one with my inner healing abilities, work through the muddiest of issues, and problem-solve. Passive Mode is generally more positive, at times, pensive, and likely as close to meditation as I’ve ever been in my almost 42 years on the planet. On the complete opposite end of the spectrum is the aggressiv

