Chapter 14
The big event is finally here! This one, was fully sushi-chan's idea. No matter how much the idea looked crazy, I still found it genius so I wrote it down. In this part, it'll be mostly comedy with a hint of heartwarming moments. I hope you guys like this, don't forget to leave your opinions after you read!
Disclaimer: I own nothing but my character, Sama. (This will change after you read this)
This fanfic's idea belongs to Sushi-chan99
And the spring holiday begun! Not so happy about that... now I need to keep hiding in genius places to avoid my blood getting sucked dry. But here, even the bathroom is not safe anymore. So I wonder were I'll be hiding today...
As I wasdrowning in my thoughts, thinking about a new place to hide, the door bell rang. (Huh? I didn't order anything today... Who could it be? Don't tell me... the Sakamaki has visitors too?!) as that last thought popped in my mind I found myselfrunning
/to the door excited to see who was it.
When I opened it... I wish that I never did...
"SURPRISE!" Six familiar faces were in front of me beaming with happiness.
(Wait what...) they ignored the shocked statue in front of them and made their way through theentrance. "Look at this... It's like a movie!" One of my brothers said.
"My, my... you're such a lucky girl my dear..." Mom said while scanning the place amazed.
"Big sis! I missed you so much! There's a lot I want to tell you..." one of my sisters hugged me down my waist.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?!" I bursted out.
"Dear... is that a way to greet your family?" Mom asked smiling that smile which hid a lot behind.
"I-I'm sorry but... you didn't tell me about it!"
"Well that's why it's called a SURPRISE, airhead!" My other brother said mocking me.
"Why you-"
"Okay, that's enough you two..." We both got a slap on the back of our head. (Damn, this hurts...)
"What seems to be happening here?" Evil glasses made his appearance finally.
"Yeah, who are they, b***h-chan?"
"Bitch...?" My mom was smiling but something in that smile told me that'll she will take Latio's head off.
The other three were just standing there staring blankly at the pile of guests filling the entrance. Shuu as always,sleeping.
"I introduce you everyone... this is my family..." I spoke nervously.
Silent...
"Huh?" Subaru was the first to talk.
"I hope you had no hand in this..." Reiji was glaring at me.
"No no no! I didn't know! Not in the slightest! I promise!" I waved my hands to show him that I'm speaking the truth.
He fixed his glasses and kept glaring at me. Then he finally sighed. "I'll need to contact father to tell him of the certain circumstances. I prefer you five don't do anything to bother the guests until I'm done..." he said that and went upstairs to dothe
/call I rest were just staring silently again. "Soooo... why won't we start with introductions everyone?" I didn't have anything better to say.
"That's a good idea dear! I'll start. I'm Sama's mother... thank you for taking care of my daughter... Hope we all can get along!" Mom said and clapped her hands as if remembering something.
"Here is Fahd, the oldest one. Hope you didn't lay a hand on my sister, or else I will..." he was silenced by a blow from mom.
"And I'm Omar, the second one. I wish that my sister didn't cause a lot of trouble to you guys..." as my brother was done from saying that the Sakamakis eyed each other like saying:"You wish...?"
It was my turn to introduce the little ones. "Umm, this is the fourth daughter, Miriam... say hello to them Miriam..."
"Humph! The house is okay I think... But they seem unworthy of being allowed to be nearmy big sister! I won't approve this scandal!" She crossed her arms and lifted her head mocking the guys.
"Okay... Let'sdon't be rude here Miriam... they own this house and we're just guests here." I said trying to calm down my sister.
"Got it! Anything for big sis?" She said excited.
"Thank you. Now for the last two... they are twins as you can see. The first one here is named Hala..."
"What...?"
"Pfft! What a funny name!"
"Why would anyone name their daughter 'stomach'? Do you know teddy?"
(Ugh they did it again!) "It's not like that! Her name is different for us, it's means 'beautiful' you jerks!" (Why would our names had a silly Japanese definition...?)
"Beautiful? I don't think that ore-sama sees anything beautiful in this... thing..." Ayato said while looking at my sister in disgust.
I heard it and was about to punch the bastard. But mom did the job for me. "Listen here my boy, I named my daughter Hala because she IS beautiful. You got that?" As she was talking she got his hand and bent it till I thought I heard bone cracking. For,the
/first time I was feeling sorry for Ayato.
"What are you... ugh!" Ayato was clearly in pain.
"Answer my question and don't change the subject." My mom was still smiling as she made her grip around Ayato's hand stronger and more cracks were heard.
Ayato's voice was louder too. "Ow! H-hey! I got it! She's beautiful! Now let go, Agh!"
Mom finally did let go. "Glad you understand my dear..." she put her hand on her mouth and laughed quietly.
"Scary mom~" Laito whispered.
"Tch..." Subaru was like always.
"My, my... I think I heard something..." my mom said and slowly turned to face Laito and Subaru. She was still smiling.
They both gulped knowing their life was in danger. "It's your imagination mom! Yeah!" I tried to save those idiots.
"Maybe so, my dear... I'm just hearing things..." she was normal again.
I took a breath of relief and continued:"And this is my last sister, Shurooq..."
"Shur - what?" Ayato said while massaging his red hand.
I rolled my eyes. "If the name is too hard to say, then just call her with her nick name, sushi."
"Thushi!" The little one repeated her own nickname.
"Pfft... how cute! Let's see here..." said Laito and his hand started to approach my little sister. I moved to stop him but was surprised when sushi did her own job of defending herself.
*chomp* she bit the vampire's hand with the few teeth she had. "Ouch! Why did she bit me?!" Laito backed away quickly.
I shrugged. "Hehe... she doesn't like strangers, especially perverts."
"Hentai!" The little one repeated.
"And I wished the rest of your family is nicer than you..." Laito whined.
"Now, for the manor owners introduction..." I clapped to get everyone's attention. "I'll start by the oldest. Here, the sleeping one name is Shuu."
A moment of silence passed until Hala finally said. "Shoe!" She was lifting up her shoe and waving it.
"BWAHAHAHA! Who the hell would want name thier son 'shoe'?!"
"Hey, what size are you dude? Can I wear you tonight to dinner?"
"I was expecting guys as shoes to be living with my big sis, but I didn't expect to one be actually named a shoe..." Both my bigger brothers were mocking Shuu endlessly. Mom just simply chuckled. The rest of the brothers found it funny too. Shuu seemedeven
/when eye closed, wanting to burst out any moment.
"Okay! The second one is the evil gla- I mean Reiji. The one who just went to do the call."
"Rejli!" Sushi cheered.
"The hell?! This one too!" My brothers started laughing again.
"What is it now..." Ayato saw what was about to happen.
"W-well, if you say it the way sushi said, it becomes ''my foot" in our language..."
"HAHAHAHA! My foot and shoe!"
"A shoe in my foot! Now I'm complete!" Both of them were laughing at the absent Reiji. I couldn't stop myself from laughing a bit too.
"b***h-chan, I'll tell Reiji~" Laito threatened me. All I did was to lift up one ofmy baby sisters to his hand and she did the job. *chomp* "Ouch! Keep her away from me!"
I stared at him smiling devilishly. "Then don't tell Reiji~" I said that and moved her closer to him.
"Okay! Okay! I won't! Just don't let her near me!"
I giggled and put my chomping sister down then went on with the introductions. "Now, one more funny name to go..."
As I said that all my family said in union: "What?!"
I chuckled. "The third son's name is..."
"Damn it..." Laito cursed his luck since he knew he'll be the next laughing stock.
"LAITO!" I cheered.
"Laito? As light?" Mom tilted her head.
"WHAT THE HELL?! HAHAAAHAHA!"
"LIGHT! Can you come light up my room so I can read in the night? Hehe!"
"No, I can't anymore! His light is blinding me!" Fahd did a dramatical pose as he said it.
"Hey, what kind of light are you, neon or electrical?" Both of them mocked poor light to point of his perverted face turning pissed. Sometimes I forgot how old my two brothers were cause of their childish personalities. But I was happy finally someonetook
/my revenge for him calling me 'b***h' all the time so I laughed my stomach out too.
"Hahaha... finally the last three: Ayato the fourth, Kanato, the third and Subaru the last one."
All of the room was silent by now. "Hey sis, didn't you make a mistake somewhere?" Omar said.
"Huh? I did?"
"Yeah, the shortie is suppose to be the youngest isn't he?" Fahd looked at Kanato scanning him.
"I'M NOT SHORT!" Kanato yelled.
"Oh yes you are! You're shorter then my own little sis dude! Well that's normal for a primary school kid don't worry." Fahd patted the angry Kanato on his back.
I giggled. "Well... that's yourmistake then..."
"What?"
I approached Kanato and put my hand on his shoulder. "You see this guy here is a seventeen year old high school boy..."
All my family members were silent. "WHAT?!" They yelled suddenly after absorbing the truth.
"But why is he so..." Miriam said shocked.
"Wanna hear more wired things? You see those three..." I pointed to Kanato, Laito and Ayato.
"Are triples!"
"The f**k-" he received another blow from mom.
"Pretty weird ha? I was like you first when I-" I was interrupted by a certain evil glasses.
"I apologize for the wait. I contacted our father. He seemed like he knew nothing about this, however..." he paused for a moment. "He said that we should welcome you as guests and treat you well as long as you stay here."
"WHAT?!" All the Sakamakis, without Shuu, yelled.
"H-hey... you're sure thats what he said?" Laito was looking frightened.
"Yes, he also insisted we don't let any harm reach them."
"God..." Shuu mumbled. (Even you sleepy bastard...)
"Don't worry my children, we won't stay for long... it's just a week." Mom smiled innocently.
"A WEEK?!" Ayato shouted.
"Yes~" Mom was smiling her usual smile.
"Looking forward forour stay together, light." Fahd tapped the shoulder of Laito and went inside.
"Can't wait to stay with the famous 'a shoe in my foot' brothers too~" Omar cheered and followed Fahd inside. Mom took my twin sisters off the ground and went inside with Miriam behind her.
"A shoe in my foot...?" Reiji said confused.
I avoided his stare and went whistling.
(Damn it's gonna be a loooong week!)
The name confusion for Reiji is real between the two languages. It's funny how some names can be beautiful in some languages while funny in the others. Also I switched on the light on some of the really weird facts about diablolik lovers. I mean, I was really shocked to know that the trio were triples sincethey didn't look like each other at all. Kanato was also another shock that I needn't to talk about...
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