And we're here with Laito's turn! Since this is a comedy fanfic, of course it will include a lot of pranks for the Sakamakis. Therefor, I'm trying my best to not make them OOC. Sorry if I already did that ;)
Here's the new chapter, hope you like it!
Disclaimer: I own nothing but my charecter Sama.
This fanfic's idea belongs to Sushi-chan99.
And finally! Night has come! I was expecting that pervert to show up any moment. So I was full guarded, in case of him showing up from nowhere.
Even so, the guy appeared behind me, hugging me from behind. "Nfu~ I'm so happy! b***h-chan was waiting for me..."
"Yeah yeah, just in your sick dreams that is." I said and hit him with my elbow.
"You're as violent as ever, b***h-chan..." He said as he took some steps behind.
"You've seen nothing believe me."
He smiled even more. Then his eyes turned to the ones that Ayato had this morning. I knew that was bad for him since I was ready for him that time... He moved closer and put his hand on my waist. His face got closer to my neck and started sniffing it. "You smell nice, b***h-chan..."
"What? Stop sniffing me!"
"Don't wanna~ I really like your smell. It suits you, b***h-chan..."
"Heh, thanks a lot! And you know what suits you? A shoe in your face to hide it! It'll look better on you, bastard-kun..." Just a returning present for him calling me a b***h all the time.
"Very funny, b***h-chan... Now let's cut the chatter and get on to the real fun..." He was completely open by now. I waited for the chance and slipped my present into his shirt.
"..." He noticed. "What did you put inside?"
I tried to suppress my laugh. "Not sure, a spider or a cockroach. Something that crawls to be exact."
"... Take it out..." He whispered something.
(Heheh...) "What was that, bastard-kun?"
"TAKE IT OUT!" He yelled and started jumping around like a monkey. The laugh that I tried to silence was out by now. I bursted out laughing like a maniac. "What are you laughing at?! Get it out of my clothes!" The poor guy was trying to take off his
shirt but failing to do so. "Ahhhh it's on my back! SOMEBODY TAKE IT OUT!" He kept on screaming like a girl and turning around himself like an i***t. Ayato and Subaru came to yell at their brother and were shocked to see him that way.
I stood there and watched the whole show. Finally Laito was able to take off his shirt and get the crawling bug out. Then he found out it was a spider, and started screaming and rubbing his body disgusted. I felt sorry for the spider which was the most confused one running around in circles. Subaru killed it by smashing it on the floor.
Laito was glaring at me, eyes filled with murder. He began walking my way.(s**t!) I knew this was gonna be bad so I ran like I was chased by a mad dog! My mind screaming for me to escape. I stopped at Reiji's room. "Reiji! Reiji!" No answer. "REIJI! HEY!" Still nothing. "REIJI I KNOW YOU'RE THERE OPEN UP THERE'S A MURDERER IN THE HOUSE!"
Finally the door opened. I ran quickly in and stood behind Reiji. "And where is this murderer of yours? I prefer this is not another silly joke."
Laito appeared. "That's him." I pointed at him.
Reiji sighed. "What did she do this time?"
Laito's face was dangerous. His annoying smile disappeared. His aura darker than before. "b***h-chan here... Placed a spider in my shirt..." He smiled creepily showing his fangs.
"... So? I assume that disturbed you?" Reiji didn't seem to be affected.
"Affect me? No... Not at all... I just wanted to teach b***h-chan a lesson to make her know her place..."
"You big fat liar! And you were just dancing around like a monkey for nothing then?!" I replied mocking him behind Reiji's back.
"b***h-chan~ you really want to feel pain don't you?" He said and moved closer to where I was standing.
I reacted quickly and jumped away. "Stop him Reiji or half of your "values" will be on the floor with me running away from him!" I hated it but I had to get help at this point cause I wanted all of my limbs in place for the night.
Reiji lifted up his glasses and massaged his forehead a bit. "I'll accept, if you clean the main hall spotless."
"Okay okay! I'll do it! Get him out!" I was now on the cupboard to stay away from the mad pervert.
Reiji turned to Laito. "As you heard, and now I'll ask you to get out of my room quietly."
"Reiji-kun! How can you take b***h-chan's side just like that?!" Laito whined.
"Wrong, I made a deal that benefits me the most. Not to add that I care less for your own embarrassing reasons. Now, do not let me repeat myself."
Laito's face returned normal. "Alriiiight! I'll go this time!" He turned to me. "Be careful, b***h-chan... You won't get lucky like this everyday..." He smiled devilishly one more time and then vanished at last.
I let out a breath of relief. "Thank you evil glasses! You saved my life!"
"Please do not call me such names. And I expect the hall to be cleaned by tomorrow, do I make myself clear?"
"Riiight... You are clearer that any mirror in the world." I rolled my eyes.
"As long as you understand. Now, go back to your room." He said that and pushed my out of the room like I was some potato bag (What a jerk...)
I did what he told me and settled in my room for the night. Ayato's and Laito's face was still haunting my thoughts. Every time I remember them I almost laugh and lose it again.
(Holiday fun, complete success!) I thought as Iyawned before finally falling asleep after a long day...
The next day I woke up early, AGAIN, by Reiji who was pretty excited to let me clean the hall. And to my expectations, the glasses demon lord chose the BIGGEST room for me to clean. I got in and damn...
It was big, real big... It felt like I'll finish this in years, maybe even vampires can spend their entire life spam cleaning this... Well, not that far...
"I'll give no more than 7 hours to finish your job, do you understand?" Evil glasses said that and got outside.
"HEY! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" I yelled. No answer. I rolled my eyes. (Fine! Challenge accepted!)
I spent the next 7 hours wasting every ounce of my energy on cleaning the whole room. I used all my technics to finish the job fast and clean. When I finished I found Reiji standing behind me examining the hall for mistakes. I leaned on the wall to
catch my breath.
"Not bad, I'll admit your efforts. But you seem to be 1 minute and 23 seconds late. I'll let that slide this time, as a token of my appreciation for you're hard work." (You cocky four eyes...)
I really wanted to start a fight but I was too tired to do that. "Yeah, yeah... Thanks a lot..." I went with that.
He went to the door and opened it. "In 30 minutes from now, I expect you to be in my room. No more no less. Or I'll have to use a little punishment." He left.
"Haaaaah..." I yawned. I was too tired to even breath. (I need rest...)
I decided to go to my favorite sofa and lay for the next 30 minutes. That's when I found the most lazy vampire laying on it. And as usual, he had his earphones on. I once listened to the music he had... To sum up my experience, it was AWFUL!
His music is way too boring, so I decided to put some of my own. I put some hard rock in, and raised the volume to the highest level... You should see Shuu's face when he listened to it... He was too shocked that he dropped his MP3 trying to fix the situation. It was too much for me that I bursted out laughing again. And that was enough to find out the culprit...
He did pay me back, I admit. I baked a chocolate cake one day and made my mind to eat all by myself. I Don't know how, but he filled my whole chocolate cake with dirt. And to make it worse, I like to eat big bites. So I took half of the cake in my mouth and... Anyway, the floor was covered with vomit and the brothers was so entertained by the show that they didn't even stop laughing. How did I know that Shuu did it? Cause he simply said: "Now my ears don't hurt." And I was like:"I'll get you backyou son of a- *blugh*"
I was standing and waiting for him to notice my deadly aura. Nothing happened. "Hey, this is my sofa." He didn't reply. "Hey! I know you're listening!" Still nothing. "HEY!"
"Hmm, stop being noisy and go somewhere else..." He finally replied.
"Well, sleeping beauty, I have bad news for you: I won't go anywhere cause this is my sofa!"
"I'm sleeping here now... Stop disturbing me..." He yawned.
"So... You won't get up huh?" He didn't say a word. "Okay! You brought this to yourself!" I said that then jumped on his stomach and sat on it.
"Ugh... What are you doing?" He opened his eyes.
"Nothing, just making you buzz away."
He smirked. "You're really a lewd women... To sit on a man like that..."
"Disgusting you yawning pervert! Like I would look at you! In fact, even if you were an anime character, I would probably never notice you're even there!" As I finished my talk, he went back to sleep again. (Hmm, acting all tough huh? I'll show you!) "Get up!" I said and jumped on his stomach while still sitting. He didn't react. "Get up!" Nothing but a small moan. "GET UP!" I made it stronger this time.
"Stop it..."
(Yup! He's getting annoyed!) I thought that as I repeated jumping on him over and over. "Get up! Get up! Get up! Get uuuuuup!" I was starting to enjoy this.
"Ooof! Stop this or I'll-"
" I won't stop until you vanish! Up, up, up!"
Then he finally was fed up with me and threw me off him. "Ugh, what a pain you are..." He was rubbing his stomach to sooth his pain. I took the chance and jumped behind him on the sofa.
"What the-"
"Down you GO!" I said that and with both of my legs I kicked him on his back. He instantly fell and kissed the floor. His pose was hilarious! His face planted into the floor and his butt sticking up! After a while, he started to move. He stood up slowly and raised his face and I could see blood dripping from his now tomato-like-nose. His face was painted with pure rage.
(Yep! Run for you're life b***h!) Glad that Shuu wasn't the one to chase you after a bad joke. But I was really sure that he'll get me later, HARD. I went back to the kitchen. I was really hungry after all that cleaning. There was nothing left there cooked besides Kanato's sweets. (Well, I'm sure he won't notice if I took one or two...)
After filling my tummy with sweets, I went to Reiji's room as he told me. Right on time cause I needn't another cleaning for the night. I knocked the door and went straight in. "I'm here!"
"Not so loud. Please take a seat." He pointed to a chair.
I did as he told me. "So, what's up?"
He took a dish from the table next to him. "I was working on this lately, and I need to test it out."
I looked and saw chocolate in the dish. (My weak point!) "Chocolate! You made this four eyes?!" I was nearly drooling.
"Correct. And do not call me such names."
"Can I eat this?" I couldn't hold it in anymore.
"Such a useless question. Why should I offer it to you if I didn't want you to eat it?" He almost rolled his eyes.
I took a piece. "I know you stuffed something into this..." I put one in my mouth. "But I'm gonna eat it anyway." The chocolate was like... Nothing I've tasted before... It was creamy, full of sweetness and a little bitter. It was almost perfect.
Almost...
After I finished eating it, I felt like I was in a roller coaster. My head was spinning and I felt dizzy. And it seemed like it showed on my face. "How does it feel?" Reiji asked.
"What do ya think... I'm too dizzyyyyy..." Slowly I was losing consciousness.
"And?"
"And...? I feel... Like sleepy..." My eyes were closing a bit.
Reiji was silent a bit. "You knew this was happening..."
"Yeah... I just... Told you..." (I can't anymore...)
"Then why did you eat it?"
(Huh? What is he saying...?) I don't know but I think I mumbled something before finally giving up to sleep. Actually, everything after that... I forgot it.
Reiji's POV
That girl was experiencing my newest drug. After seeing that weak drugs don't work on her, I've put a lot of effort into this one. The result was a success. She was now losing consciousness slowly. But some issue was bothering me at the moment. "You knew this was happening..."
"Yeah... I just... Told you..."
"Then why did you eat it?" I was expecting to get a useless answer from her. But I didn't foresee what happened next.
"Why...? Why... Cause... You took your time to... Make something nice for me... That's rare... And I thought... Even if it's a trap... I should not... Refuse it..."
(What?) "..." I could not say a word.
"Plus... I LOVE CHOCOLATE!" She screamed that and went to sleep. I sighed. Why did she always have to be so loud?
I was thinking now about her answer. (Nice... How can she see this as kindness...?) Sometimes humans can be difficult to absorb. But it did not matter, since they were just mere livestocks. To me, they can serve as observation tools.
But why I'm thinking too much this time...? (It must be the headache of her unneeded screaming that causing me this...) I massaged my forehead and looked at her. She was unusually quite. I looked at her neck, it seemed delicious. I took her sleeping
body into my arms, and bit her in the neck. She didn't seem to make a sound. I sucked her blood wetting my throat with it. Her blood had a strong, unusual kind of flavor. She tasted none sweet none bitter.
I'm not sure how much I drank from that girl's blood, but it was the first time since a while for me to get so much...
I made the chapter longer as promised. Even if this is written before handed, it took me a lot of time to prepare it to post it online. Thanks for reading this chapter, please leave a review after you read.
Until we meet next time!