Oh, f*ck... where am I? Wait, I have my phone in my pocket. Wait a minute... It's not here! I lost it?!! Uh, no... I left it inside my bag—which I left in the dressing room of her cafe! Sh*t! How do I get back? I could ask for directions. But no, I'm shy and they might not understand me because it is rare to find Japanese people who can speak English. But am I sure of that? I don't know! I'll find out if I just try but I'm can't! At this rate, my shyness will be my doom. I must get through this if I want to get back to her. Where am I in Akihabara? Or am I still in Akihabara?!! I don't know! I've been walking for hours and I feel I'm not in Akihabara anymore! What the f*ck? I don't remember how I got here! This could be my karma. I shouldn't have been so arrogant and just accepted my mis

