August 26 Just when I think that Gus can't get any better or surprise me any more, he does it again. This time he did it in an unbelievably major way. I had sensed that he was self-conscious about the inequality of last month's prizes, since the lime tree I got him was obviously more expensive than the movie rentals. Despite my reassurances that I loved the movies and don't care at all about money, I could tell that the imbalance bothered him. Well, he blew me completely out of the water with the surprise he gave me this month. I came home from work yesterday thinking it was just a normal day, so imagine my surprise when I realized my trailer was missing from its lot. That's right, it was GONE! I almost had a heart attack. I mean, it isn't much, but it is my home, and it has all of my

