So, you’re in Warsaw’s Esperanto district hiding from an obscenely large, bullet-headed man wielding a baseball bat. In a pizza oven. So, you’re in Warsaw’s Esperanto district hiding from an obscenely large, bullet-headed man wielding a baseball bat. In a pizza oven.And, to paraphrase the singer David Byrne, you might ask yourself –how the buggery did I get here? And, to paraphrase the singer David Byrne, you might ask yourself –how the buggery did I get here?Sir Arthur Conan Doyle once described London as being a ‘great cesspool into which the flotsam and jetsam of life are inevitably drawn’ and the same might reasonably be said of the world of TEFL teaching. A Teacher of English as a Foreign Language can usually be described as either flotsam—perhaps a fresh-faced young thing taking a

