Posted: 02/05/2014
If we, in fact, were a fiction, as Doctor None-of-Your-Business suggested, what type would it be exactly? Certain possibilities could be immediately eliminated: we weren’t action or adventure; there was no science fiction or fantasy to what happened between us, when we were alone, no matter the pattern of the wallpaper. In a romance – most romances, anyway – there exists a certain degree of sympathy toward the plight of the two (usually) likeable leads. Suffice to say in this we were lacking. Hard. So humour me a moment. Let’s see if we can figure this out by examining the elements of proper storytelling.
Plot: Lovers meet, fall for one another, fall into bed together, and our flower-petal-delicate protagonist (yours truly) is quickly swept up in a whirlwind series of
