Anyways I cleared my throat I said in the bluethooth thing "Sorry excuse me who am I talking to?" They cleared their throaton the other line said "I'm sorry dearie but you sounded so cute like a kid who found a golden ticket to the chocolate factory."
*Hi it's me Nicole here letting you know that line was reference to one the greatest childhood movies ever Willy Wonka and the Choclate Factory Heller Awesome movie I'm a '80's baby so...ya*
I was thinking to myself aww that was so cute it's an older lady like a grandma aww she's flustered and right there she reminded me of my grandma being flustered and trying to explain to my grandpa what happened.
S - It's ok but I was wondering can I talk to the owner Joe.
The grandma said "O I'm sorry to inform you that Joe retired 6 months ago."
I smirked to myself remembering that I told Joe you should retire and enjoy your time with your family. Well knowing Joe that stubborn bastard said No never I more to give I can go on another 60 or so years. Ya right I was right he couldn't last.
S - I asked "So who's the new manager?"
The grandma said - O my grandson dearie.
S - Ok may I know who ur grandson is?
The grandma said - Kevin Joe's son.
S - O ok my I speak with him ma'am.
The grandma said - O ok let me go get him dearie
S - Thank You ma'am.
The grandma said no problem dear let go get him ....so she put the phone down instead of putting me on hold I guess she doesn't know how. Or they never taught her or she can't while I was thinking about my concentration was broken because that damn honking. In away thank you honking bastard but then again no thank you.
Really that honking was getting on my last f*****g nerves really I wanna go over and brake that f*****g horn and shove it down his or her throat ........while I was thinking all the best ways to hurt that honking bastard over there. Someone cleared their throat I guess by th annoyence in their voice they tried getting my attention so I just told them "Sorry I couldn't hear you all the noise over here ..tenchically I didn't lie because I could hardly hear grandma's voice earlier. So I cleared my throat and told them "Hello am I speaking with the manager and the person on the other side sound annoyed but he gave me a response a annoyed one still he gave me one.
The manager - Yes this is the manager who may I ask who wants to know.
I just thought what a rude arrogent jackass. I just smirked to myself because this D.A. doesn't know who I am so calm down Shanna it's not his fault, but it his fault for being a D.A. anyways I introduced myself "Hi I'm Shanna Marshall I'm calling about a vechical it just stalled coming on the highway from the intersection."
The manager - Did you just say Shanna Marshall?
S - Yes
The manager - Shanna Marshall then granddaughter of The oldman Marshall?
S - Yes, why?
I guess his reaction change because I can her it in his voice he's all "O hey girl,it's me Kevin Joe's son we met at the annaul car show that the Marshall Auto Shop hold's every year. But last year we held it in Cali. do you remember me now?"
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S - OOOOOOOOOO....Kev OMG!! I haven't heard from you since ever,was up man!?! O nevermind that forget it first can you do me a fav. and listen to me first off I told you about the vechical.
The manager AkA "Kev" - Yes
S - Well I can fix it temporary but your gonna have fix the rest for me.
K - Ok but why can't you? Your like number out of all of us all.
S - I just by hearing this,I don't mean to toot my own horn but tootoooot "Yes, yes I am awesome but sadly I wish I could but 2 things are wrong with that ... 1) I haven't had my fix today and know how I am if I get it. 2) I have to go somewhere up the mountain to some camp and meet my dad the drama queen there.
K - Hold on Hold on, your telling me that you haven't had your fix today and your actually being nice to a total stranger. O My God, has the world finally change!!! I can finally see titi's for free everyday like would it raindown on me any second now.
S - I just rolled my eye's I know even he can't see me but what a drama queen, but not as worse than my sister Ms. Jackie who's a pain the ass...my ass. I told him dude really your a D.A. for real if that ever happened then what's the point for men or boys to find girlfriends or wives? Tell me that huh....you can't plus if that happened there wouldn't be your ass here to be a pain in ass for your parents or your grandma would there. (Lmao ...I can't stop laughing ....my stomach hurts) No there wouldn't and plus men here in this town are stupid "Hey" well they are and you want it to happen, guys would spend most of their time outside wasting their time and their lives away D.A. "O ya" god your so stupid for real are you related to my sister Jackie? or are her boyfriend? God for real yal would make a cute D.A. couple. O god nevermind we don't need anymore D.A.'s in this world.
K - O shut up your just jealouse because I'm hott and I have a six pack that goes miles and miles.
I can feel over the phone he had a smug smile kinda like a cheshire cat thing going for him. Every time I call him he's always like this, anyways before I started becoming way way busy with exams and working and when I have free time I like going to my special place ;) and train by myself but some times I still go to train with my sister and our trainers. More like our sergeants I feel like we're training to be in the f*****g military, don't get me wrong I'm all for helping them sending them what they need or whatever but I'm already busy as it is. But again don't get me wrong if the whole army asked me for help then there's no helping it I'll be there to help and do my duty....
All of a sudden that f*****g honking noise started up again I just rolled my eye's thinking to myself like o brother here we go again. So I went to Carmen side to let her know that I found the problem and I need to get some tools from my bike. She just nodded to me just to let me know ok, because I guess it was Jr.'s feeding time and he was sleep eating cute.
* Hi the writer here just wanted to say aww I remember my daughter used to do that when she was a baby...aww I miss those days she was so small and cute and innocent and not driving me up the wall. :) Don't get me wrong she's beautiful but she's a pain n' the ass :) anyways back to the story*
So I gave her a smile and said in a quiet whisper that he's beautiful and she smiled I then walked back to my baby then all I heard from the other end of the line is Kev rambling on in on about his ex girlfiend she did him wrong...blah blah blah really man if you don't care nomore get over it and shut the f**k up. Ugh I think I'm a need a few more when I finally get my fix. Anyway's I got to my baby so I took off my leather jacket and put my helmet on the bar handles and I got my keys out of my poket and put it in the lock o what I mean is that in my seat that there's a compartment were I have my stash. ;) Anyways like I said I put it in the lock then it needed me to put the code in and my thumb print but when I was gonna do that the f*****g jag f*****g honked again.....and that's it I had enough plus if they wake up that precious little angel then I'll be very very pissed. I kow that he's not my baby but she already has alot to juggle with that f*****g honking and waking up her baby.