Sadly, This Is Canon
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Louis was sitting comfortably in a chair. He seemed to be focusing on writing something, as the typing machine was being used.
Luna: Hey Louis, whatcha doing there?
Louis: Working on a novel.
Luna: Wait. You are telling me you can write? How can your small brain be capable of such a thing?
Louis: Luna, I’m pretty sure you didn’t even know what a book was until I told you.
Luna: No need to get feisty, I was just joking around. Oh, that’s my bad, I should have realized that your brain could not have made that distinction.
Louis: Wait a minute. You can actually make jokes? This is a scientific miracle. No, this is beyond science. It is the result of the great, what some would call the work of God.
Luna: If you are implying that I am the work of God, you are most certainly right. In fact, I am the greatest work of God ever created.
Louis: God must not be very good at their job.
Before Luna could respond, Alexander walks in.
Luna: It seems like the one that is completely missing his brain is here.
Louis started to laugh at her comment.
Louis: Luna, is it okay if I fall in love with you?
Luna: Most certainly not. A beauty such as I must be preserved.
Alexander: Do you seriously believe everything you say? Sometimes I feel like you say it as a joke and other times its very serious...
Luna looked at Louis, as if to say, “did he really ask this stupid question?”
Louis: Luna, do you want to help me write the novel?
Luna: Can I be in it?
Louis: You already are
Luna proceeded to read the novel.
Luna: I think its not bad actually.
Louis: The problem is that I don’t think my audience will like it.
Luna: What sort of audience are you planning to reach?
Louis: Well, I mean they are my audience, so I’d say pretty smart people. Most of them will like a good story, but I am not sure whether they can bear mine.
Luna: So, you are thinking about appealing to them?
Louis: Well, yes, I guess.
Alexander: Are you guys just going to ignore me?
Luna: What about giving the characters some cat ears. People love cat ears.
Louis: Are you sure about that?
Luna: Let me show you.
Luna suddenly had cat ears sprouting from her head. Luna was now wearing cat ears and looked very cute. Was it not for the fact that she could kill both of them very easily, they would have touched her cat ears.
Louis: mmmm.
Alexander: mmmm.
Luna: well?
Louis: You’re right. You look mega cute with those.
Alexander: I agree.
Louis then put the characters in the novel with cat ears. Everyone in the ship had cat ears now, for no other reason than the author wanting you to be happy.
Louis: What about the people that don’t like cat ears?
Luna: Wow. How very inclusive of you.
Louis: I am a man that considers others.
Luna: Maybe randomly give the guys abs. Alexander, could you take your shirt off?
Alexander then proceeded to take his shirt off, revealing a bunch of abs. As many as you want. I imagined him with abs that have abs.
Louis: I don’t get it. Is it really that appealing?
Luna: Yeah, I don’t get it either, but why not? Maybe the female audience will like it.
Louis: What if people stop taking it seriously? What if they think I am a sellout?
Luna: Who cares? And you are a sellout.
Louis: I care, and I am.
Alexander: Add a loli.
They both looked at him. May suddenly appeared. The author has no idea how much a goth loli is appealing, but there you go. A goth loli with cat ears.
Alexander: Why are we doing this anyway?
Louis: Well, we have time, since all we can do for now is train with these freaks and wait until Lucius feels better.
Alexander: Not that. Why are you writing a novel?
Louis: Why not. It’s just to pass the time. And maybe I could sell it once we get back to the real world.
At the mention of the real world, all three fell silent. May never said anything.
Luna: Dude, not cool.
Louis: Sorry, I forgot.
Alexander: Anyway. How long until we reach our destination?
Luna: I don’t know.
Louis: Actually, Luna. I have an interesting question. Who is the strongest person that you guys have ever fought against?
Luna: The strongest person I have ever seen, after Kai, was a man that had a strange pair of eyes. Kai and I must have killed him seven times until he finally went crazy and killed himself. Apparently, according to Kai, the people that have those eyes can change destiny itself. They are a family that mostly never gets involved with anyone. But, for some reason, we met this man. Since he killed himself, we never got the power, but Kai said that it was impossible to get it anyway.
Louis: If they could change destiny, why did he not change it so that you guys were never born?
Luna: They can only change the future 2 seconds ahead of time. For example, the man would get stabbed from behind. He then used his weird powers and suddenly, it was as if you had missed the strike, knowing full well you hit him.
Louis: So, they can only change 2 seconds ahead of time, and they can only move their own bodies. It’s a power that can be very valuable if you know how to use it.
And, after explaining this power, we can now finally begin the tale of the man that would later become the antagonist of this group of people
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