CHAPTER FORTY-TWO Local Vicar arrested on suspicion of arson and abuse Reverend Geoff Walters, the man responsible for the Frambleberry Church for the past decade has been arrested. It has been revealed that Geoffrey Walters (real name George Wally) is, in fact, a criminal wanted on several accounts of fraud in the Greater Manchester area. Wally was caught by Mrs. Trixabelle Trout, 71, after he created a grand scheme to bring down her daughter’s business, Aphrodite’s Closet, which included threatening behaviour, a***e, arson, and attempted theft. It has also recently come to light that Wally, whilst posing as a Reverend, molested several young adults over the past ten years. “Well, there you go, Mum. You’re famous now too,” Aggie smiled as she finished reading the newspaper article and

