CHAPTER FOURTEEN
I woke up in a strange, overly-clean room, with bright white and snot-green walls. It was awful. I thought I was having a nightmare or something. The first thing I focused on looked like Jack. 'Jack? Is that you?'
'It’s me, alright. How are you feeling?'
It suddenly occurred to me that I had excruciating pain in my ankle. 'b****y hell. What on Earth happened?'
'Don’t you remember?'
I shook my head.
'You fell down the stairs at the office. You broke your leg in three places,' he said, pointing to the enormous cast I was sporting on my left leg.
'Oh shit.'
Suddenly I remembered. I was trying to be cool about the promotion, waving, saluting, et cetera, and I fell. God could I have been more embarrassing? I cringed.
'Apparently you’ve become quite a star at the office
