CHAPTER ONE
I was having the time of my life. It was like being on a roller coaster of physical sensations. This guy was taking me to heaven and back. Touching me in all the right spots and taking me to the edge, over and over and over again. He was gentle and tender and not once did he ask me to do anything peculiar to him—as was often the case in my traumatic love life. Mmmmm, gosh it was good. He was amazing. Perhaps he was some kind of tantric s*x expert, like Sting, because it seemed to go on for hours and hours. Believe me, this was one s****l experience I never wanted to end.
After a little while longer, I was right on the verge of having the most awesome o****m of my entire life (it was definitely going to be more than multiple), when the inevitable happened: the phone started ri
