Chapter 4: December 24th
So far my amazing Twelve Dates of Christmas is turning out to be a bit of a misnomer. Really what it should be called is Twelve Reasons Lance Will Die Alone.
21 December—Guy: the only type of dude that I seem to be attractive, too
22 December—Kevin: too-good-to-be-true guy turns out to-good-to-be-true
23 December—Mark: the reason why I’ll probably die a virgin
24 December—Daniel: the boy who is on this list out of obligation to Sam
Daniel’s not a date. I met him on f*******:, because Sam decided that he is “made for me.” This is coming from a dude who thinks that his d**k is made for our Introduction to Political Theory lecturer, even though Dr Cardenas is married to a woman who bore their four children. So, out of social obligation, I friended Daniel, and we
