CHAPTER SIX
"I guess we've all finally come to the same conclusion," Ward said when everyone was dressed and seated comfortably on the couch.
"Except us," Jim said.
"What do you mean?"
"Everyone's come but us."
On Jim's last word, the pain in Ward's groin seemed to spring to life. He gripped his nuts and moaned.
"You noticed," Jim said.
"Seeing you and Sarah made me forget about it for a while."
"What are you two talking about?" Sarah asked.
"Blue balls, if you didn't know," Ward answered.
"Oh, is that all?" Barbara said.
"Is that all?" Jim mimicked. "That's easy for you to say."
"It's also easy for me to fix."
"Then we're going to do it?" Ward asked, dying to get his long-awaited and well-deserved f**k.
"All in favor," Sarah said. Everyone raised their hands in the mock cere
