Well now, and here’s some office gossip! Jamie’s engaged! She keeps the ring on a necklace around her neck (which is why a busybody like me never noticed it before) and she showed me photos of her fella on her fancy phone. He is an Oriental gentleman. Handsome, like Bruce Lee. I told her that they were going to make the cutest little babies! Chinese babies really are just the cutest things in the world, next to little Black babies with their sweet fluffy lamb hair and also cat babies (kittens). White babies all just kind of look like drunk old politicians to me, with their double chins, baldness and red, angry faces. Not cute! Nope! None for me, thanks!
When I got home, I told Darryl about my new work friend and how she’s just the most gorgeous little girl you ever did lay your eyes on.
