Entry 24
Big, huge, major, earth-shattering news… I’ll start with the less exciting part before I drop the bombshell.
I love Diego’s family. They are loud and funny and obnoxious as hell. They made me feel immediately welcomed and accepted. Well, except for his crazy grandma, who waggled a crooked finger in my face and told me that if I hurt him, she would spit on my divine memory stone. Not sure what any of that was about, but it’s sweet how protective she is of him. I wonder if returning to my home in Key Largo will count as a curse-worthy offense?
His mother is round and her joyful laugh fills up a room. Diego clearly gets his contagious bellow from her. She shuffled her nutty mother away from me, pinched my cheek, told me that she would fatten me up because her boys like girls with
