Peremis Timeless

Chapter 16: Revenge

Percy's POV

"APHRODITEEE" I stormed into her palace, kicking the door with such force that broke it in half. I knew this is rude, but she's just made a world war three. So I didn't really care about destroying some of her stuff. Just then Aphrodite stepped out with her pyjama.

"What the Hades Percy? Coming inside someone house without permission is really rude and you know that you just broke my door?" she complained.

Huh, now you complain about me breaking your doors. What if I break Artemis's oath, who can I find to complain? I swear that if she doesn't have a lesson today, I am not Percy Jackson.

"Stop giving me that innocent face. what have you done with the wine" I went straight into the matter

"Oh...was it fun last night?" she winked at me plus a seductive smile.

What the Hades is wrong with this girl. To be honest, I've had enough with girls. First I got betrayed, then slapped and now pranked. Why can't I be a girl Oh my Gods!?

"Fun, you think this is fun? If last night I didn't take back my control, the result of this is my death. Have you ever thought of that?" I shouted

This time, she looked at me confusing. Sometimes I think she is Dionysus, the wide dude also the God of drama. How come she be still acting when everything was obvious. I'm gonna take that role out of her.

"What do you mean 'death'. It's a harmless prank. It doesn't have any...well horrible consequence" she said.

"Huh. doesn't have any horrible consequence" I snorted, "except we nearly had sex."

"Ho-how-"

The doors suddenly kicked open again and Artemis appeared dragging behind Hermes and Apollos by the ears.

"Ouch ouch, sis let me go, it's hurt" Apollo insisted.

Artemis threw them toward Aphrodite and their face laid flat on the floor in front of her. I winced, that would be painful. Apollo stood up rubbing his uneven ears, which means one big and one small. While Hermes rubbing his tomato with a trial of Ichor nose.

I tried to say hi to Artemis, but she just ignored me. You know what, this is like my heart being stabbed by a knife. This is the feeling you have when your crush hates you. The reason I'm still alive is because of her, but now she hates me. Her smiles, her voice, her looks, her laughs make my day. I would be like flying in the heaven when I see her. Oh yeah, Olympus is heaven already. I don't know how to describe my feeling when I see her, but I believe that she heals me. But now, if I can't fix this, everything would be gone forever. She would hate me for eternity and you know what, I cannot live with it. If I couldn't fix it, suicide would be my first option.

"Explain now or you will have an arrow in the middle of your eyes" Artemis demanded aiming her arrow at Aphrodite, who looked about to faint.

"Sister...it was supposed to be a harmless prank," Apollo said softly.

"Prank...what the hades do you mean?" Artemis screamed kicking him in the gut as he approached her and he dropped on the ground, "Speak"

"Well...Hermes and I...kind of slipped a lust potion in your drink" he revealed, "we just wanted to scare you...plus I know Percy is really like-"

"I think that's enough" I cut him off just in time. He was about to say I really like Artemis. This guy wanted to kill me or something. Saying me liking a maiden goddess of men haters in front of her. Do you have a brain Apollo? If those things actually come out. Her huntresses would be the first who volunteer to rip me apart.

"It would've worked...but no...these idiots took the wrong bottle which is my most powerful potion." Aphrodite chinned in.

"Bu-but you said the pink bottle" Hermes defended.

"I said the blue you deaf." Aphrodite shook her head "it was made by Hecate and I added small things, creating the most powerful potion in history. It capable of making Gods divert to their primal instincts."

So now they were all involved...should I skin them alive? Or just give them the same punishment as Prometheus? Before I could do anything, Artemis shot an arrow at Aphrodite. Lucky for her, she moved her hip just enough to miss the arrow, but unfortunately for Apollo, the arrow flew straight to his butt who stood back facing us behind Aphrodite.

"Ahhhhh" He screamed like a little girl. "Hermes pull it out. Pull it out."

Despite his best friend screaming in pain, Hermes still laughing manically and rolling on the ground. This made everyone to crackled a bit.

"I'm serious pull it out" Apollo screamed.

Hermes rushed over, using both of his hand and strength to pull the arrow out. Then "Pop" Hermes fell on the floor with the arrow on his hands and the cry of Apollo. Artemis was clutching her stomach and I laughed so hard that I nearly out of breath.

"This is just a warning. If this happens again, I won't tolerate anyone involved" Artemis said when she got back her composure. Then walked out. I ran after her.

"Hey Artemis I'm so sorry," I asked when we were outside of Aphrodite palace.

"It's not your fault Perce. You were innocent. I should be the one to say sorry, I shouldn't have slapped you" she said looking at the ground.

I held shoulder, still, my heart was bouncing furiously because I didn't want her to get mad again.

"It's ok. it's not our fault and besides you have taught Apollo a lesson already"

This time, she looked up and her smile appeared. Just seeing it already made me melt. I grinned. She then this the thing really shocked me and I would've fallen if I didn't lean on the wall. She kissed my cheek.

"Bye Percy. See you tomorrow. And your training also started too, so be at my camp in Central Park." She said and flashed away.

I touch my cheek and tried to remember every word she said. We have kissed before I know, but this is the first time she actually made the move.

I was about to flash away but no. I haven't got my revenge yet. First target, Aphrodite. I walked into her room and there was no one there. Perfect, just perfect. I slowly walked up to her and hugged her from behind. She startled, but soon realised what was happening and smiled.

"Aww Percy, what are you doing here?" she moaned

"I forgot to say how sexy you are in this pyjama," I whispered into her ear made her shiver.

I know this is gross and I didn't like it either, but when you want to revenge, you have to sacrifice something. I kissed her neck, trailed down to her shoulder. She was just moaning with every lip touch and her hand started moving south to her pants. I didn't expect that she would be trapped this easily. This is the signal to let me know she was in heaven. Hehehe. I suddenly stopped and slapped her butt, then walked away laughing.

"PERSEUS JACKSON, I hate you" she screamed behind me which I just ignored and smirked.

Now the last target is Hermes. I was about to aim Apollo, but he already had an injury so I tolerate him this time.

I snuck inside Hermes room, then slipped some laxatives in his unfinished wine. But I don't know this is my fault or his Fate, I accidentally dropped the whole bottle in it. Man, he would have diarrhoea for few weeks. Just then Hermes walked in and I quickly ran inside his toilet.

I saw him sighed then started drinking his wine. Hehehe. About few minutes, it worked. His face changed from tired to a painful face, he clutched his stomach and his face was red like a tomato. He ran to the toilet, I was in there first and of course, I wouldn't just let him go this easy. I locked the door despite the cries of Hermes. He threw every hard punch he could, trying to break the door, but I used my power to keep it still. He seemed to realise it cannot work and flashed away. Follow his power, he headed to Apollo's palace. Man, out of all people he chose Apollo. I flashed outside Apollo's palace and listened to what was happening inside.

"Apollo...Apollo, please let me borrow your toilet" Hermes pleaded.

"What the hell, why don't you use yours"

"No time, just let me in" Hermes shouted

"No"

"Just let me in"

"No"

"Too late" Hermes cried

"poop, poop, poop" the sound spread through the wall

I covered my mouth trying so hard not to let my laughter come out, but tears had already come.

"What the F***? Did you just pooped in your pants and in my PALACE?" Apollo screamed.

"I told you *poop, poop, poop* uh-uh so"

I couldn't hold my laughter anymore so I ran away, but not before hearing Hermes being kicked out and Apollo's shouts of curses.