I have a giant problem.
My stupid fat finger has taken Theodore’s ring hostage.
I'm completely dolled up and ready to see him, so I decided to take the ring off to put it back in his wallet, but my finger doesn't want to give it up.
I start to fully panic when my finger starts to turn red, so I have to stop myself for a second and take a big breath.
It's going to be okay. Once the swelling goes down, I can take it off. I just need to calm down. And maybe research ways to get a stuck ring out.
I pull out my phone to look, but I hear a car pulling up. It’s definitely Theodore.
Oh, my f*****g god.
I try to take it off one last time but now my finger is even fatter, if that's possible, so I start hyperventilating a little.
When I see him get out of the car and approach the door,
