The Sarcastic Tutor | BTS Fanfiction

Chapter 3: Boys Are Male Species

"You're coming with me," I said, ordering Yumi to accompany me to Namjoon's house.

"No way in hell! They are boys - male species - and I hate boys!" she made a disgusted face.

"Wow, I never knew that those boys were male species!" I said in sarcastic wonder, widening my eyes, "I mean, you're such a genius! Are you a descendant of Einstein?"

"Ha-ha, funny," she folded her arms, "I'm not going to a guy's house."

"Why?"

"Don't you know? I'm scared of guys!" she shrieked.

"Oh, that," I made a thoughtful face, "You gotta overcome that fear someday, dorky."

"Not now," she fixed her hair. I stood up and dragged her by her hoodie, and she walked backwards, groaning.

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I knocked at the door, having read his address that he texted me a while ago. Yumi and I had walked three blocks just to reach his house, and let me tell you - the weather wasn't helping.

The door opened to reveal Namjoon in a casual wear, his hair messy.

"Hey," he greeted me, and then scanned Yumi up and down, "Who's this?"

Yumi stayed quiet, and I spoke on her behalf, "She's Yumi, my best friend."

"So aliens have best friends too? Wow."

I playfully punched his shoulder, and he chuckled, making way for both of us to enter his house. Upon entering the living room, I saw the rest of the boys from the detention lounging around lazily.

"...hey," I spoke, looking at Yumi to see that she had widened her eyes like any horror movie's antagonist. She moved her gaze at me, and said, "Oh, my god, male species."

"Calm down..."

"Hey, Lizzy!" Jimin jumped at seeing me, bringing the others' attention towards us. Even Yoongi woke up to see me there.

"Hey, Jiminie!" I cheered back, "Meet Yumi, guys!"

She nervously moved her gaze around, just to see Yoongi laid down on a sofa, Jin, Jimin, Hoseok, and Taehyung sitting in a circle on the floor, and Jungkook stuffing his mouth with brownies.

Jungkook moved his gaze towards Yumi and stopped eating, and she looked back at him with her mouth hung open, and it was love at first sight.

Or was it?

She blinked at me, and I said, "Trust me when I said that I'd make your fear go away."

She blushed, looking at the ground, smiling.

"Okay, this isn't What Makes You Beautiful, so stop smiling at the ground," I said, now bobbing my head at the dope song.

"You make terrible jokes," Yoongi sighed.

"Aw, is Yoongz jealous of my sense of humor?"

"For the last time, don't call me Yoongz."

"Okay, Yoongz."

He groaned, and we laughed at his reaction.

"Lizzy is cool!" Jin exclaimed, and I flipped my hair, saying, "Diva in the house!"

So the rest of the time, instead of paying any heed to the trigonometric disasters, we played truth and dare, which apparently, was being played by Jinnie, TaeTae, Hobi, and Jiminie. I sat across Hoseok, and we spun the distorted bottle.

"Ask Yumi the question, Jin!" We cheered.

"Truth or dare?"

"Eh, um, uh, hmm," she loudly thought, and finally said, "I guess dare?"

"I dare you to kiss Jungkook," Jin proudly stated, and her mouth fell open. Jungkook blushed, looking as cute as a baby, and Yumi protested, "Do I have no say in this?"

"Nah," Jimin said.

"Then bring it on, hell!" Yumi exclaimed and leaned in to peck Kookie on the lips. Judging by the color on his face, he could be classified as tomato.

"Whoa, Yumi's wild!"

"Get a room, guys!"

"That's my girl!" I threw my fists into the air.

We spun the bottle again, and this time, it landed on Yoongi and me. I was supposed to give the question, and he groaned in annoyance, knowing that it wasn't going to go well with him.

"Truth or dare?"

"Ugh, truth."

"Tell us your most embarrassing experience."

"You're seriously gonna do this to me?"

"Hell yeah!"

He thought for a moment, looking at the ground, and then said, "So this girl was giving me the looks that day, and I kinda liked her too, so she came to my seat to tell me that I had to meet her around the washroom in the recess. So, the recess came and this girl went out. When I got up, my trousers got stuck with the wood and split up from behind. I was so damn embarrassed, because I had to spend the rest of the day in torn pants, and from the window, she was passing me looks. I just awkwardly smiled at her, and to sum it up, she now thinks I'm gay."

There was silence for a second in the room, everyone busy comprehending what Yoongi had said. Then we all burst into laughter.

"This is why I wasn't telling you all," Yoongi face-palmed.