Chapter 4: In Detention
634 Words
Trust me when I say this: school sucks.
Why? Haha, when you have Dracula's Sister as your teacher, it automatically does, haha.
"Ma'am, I have completed the equations," I argued, feeling the curious gaze of the rest of the class on us.
"And almost all of them are wrong," she sassily replied, locking her fingers.
"I guess teaching me is a part of your job?" I whispered, but she heard anyway. Furious, I ended up a minute later in the detention room.
And who could ignore the familiar friendly faces?
"Lizzy!" Jimin cutely cooed, smiling widely, as if me coming back to the detention room was a reason for a party. Well, I'm not complaining.
"Jiminie!" I cooed back, and as he ran to hug me, I shifted to my side, so he tripped and face planted into the floor.
He got up and rubbed his red nose, and complained, "Why did you do that?"
"Because I can, pretty boy," I smirked, "What did you do to get here anyway?"
"I snatched a junior's lollipop."
Jungkook snickered.
"Don't you laugh!" Jimin whined, "Your reason is even sillier than mine!"
"Don't you dare tell her-"
"He stuck bubblegum on the teacher's chair."
"Reasons, man," I raised my eyebrows, "You've got awesome ones."
"Lol, thanks," Jungkook happily responded.
"That wasn't a compliment."
"Wait, it wasn't?"
I sighed.
"What are you here for? Killed a dragon fly this time?" Namjoon asked, chuckling.
"Well, nah. I'm here because of you."
"Me? How?"
"You didn't explain the trigonometric problems to me."
"You didn't ask."
"Then why the hell was I there at your place last night?"
"Truth and dare?"
"Ugh!" I balled my fists, "This is the first time I've gotten detention, and my dad will cut me into half if he gets to know about this!"
"At least you didn't kill a bee," Jin said, and the room boomed with a hearty windshield wiper laugh.
"So funny," I made an absurd face and went to sit down on one of the vacant seats beside Taehyung, "Oh, and I'll have to teach you all too after this."
A loud groan came from all the boys.
"No!" Hobi whined, "I don't wanna study!"
"You do realize that you're acting like a four-year-old, right?"
"That's okay," he came running to me, and sat down before my desk, "We can have some fun! Just like we did yesterday?"
"And that calls for Yumi," I rose up, winking at Jungkook to see him blushing. Taehyung nudged the shy boy, and he elbowed Taehyung harder, so Tae cried in pain, saying, "You satanic child! I wish a cockroach falls into your favorite dish!"
Let me just ignore that.
So, Jungkook, Jimin, and I went to stand outside Yumi's class' windows, and saw her right across the class. I took out a paper and wrote: Come outside now! ~L
I crumpled the sheet up and threw it inside, and it hit her head. She looked around aimlessly, searching for the culprit, and picked up the ball to unfold it, and a look of realization passed through her face. She looked towards the window, and the three of us waved and jumped like monkeys.
She got the idea, and went to ask the male teacher, who was currently writing on the board.
"Sir, can I use the washroom?" she gently asked.
"No, you may not. Now sit down," he curtly replied and resumed writing.
"What the hell?" Jungkook whispered.
Yumi furrowed her eyebrows and spoke, "Sir, I'm on my periods."
"Nice excuse, but no."
She balled her fists, and then blurted out, "Sir, I woke up in a pool of my own blood, and you sure don't want the class to witness the same scene right here, do you?"
The teacher nervously looked around, and nodded.
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