Chapter 5: Weirdoes
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"Hey, guys!" Yumi whisper-exclaimed as she shut the door of her class, walking out of the room. Jungkook immediately walked up to her and they entwined their fingers.
Cheesy.
I looked around, and found Jimin crinkling his face up at the corner.
"Cheesy," he said to me, and bro, are we long lost twins or something?
"Okay, love birds, lemme tell you all - the school time is gonna be over soon, and I'll have to begin with your English classes."
"I'm accompanying you," Yumi winked at me.
"Okay, let's go before they get all mushy-mushy," I said to Jimin, and he giggled.
We all walked back into the detention room, and found Taehyung standing like a starfish, leaning on the wall, Yoongi giving Hoseok a weird look, Hoseok laughing with wide eyes, Jin almost rolling on the floor, laughing, his face red, and Namjoon sighing, saying, "Why am I friends with them?"
"What's up here?" Yumi questioned. Namjoon took three long strides to reach us, and said,
"Yoongi was sleeping, so Jin and Hobi woke him up to tell him a joke. And Jin said, as I may quote: 'What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto' and he began laughing, so Hobi said that the joke was leJINdary, and they are dying laughing now. Oh, and no one knows what's up with Tae."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
Jin came to me, panting due to laughing way too much, and Hobi followed closely.
"Hey," Jin said, totally excited, "Do you know why the graveyard looks crowded? Because people are dying to get there." And he started with his peculiar laughter again.
"Getting on the next level with the dark humor, are we?" I commented.
"And he knows how to flirt like this too!" Hobi exclaimed, and we all looked incredulously at Jin. He straightened up and coughed, and with a serious look, he began, "Your furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand."
Silence.
"That was the worst thing I've heard in my entire life," Namjoon exasperatedly said, widening his eyes to give the effect.
"Let's pretend we didn't hear that..." I twirled my hair, "How about some music?"
"Oh, I get to choose the song!" Taehyung immediately said, walking towards us.
"Why were stuck on the wall like that?" Namjoon asked him.
"I was just wondering how starfish feel..." Taehyung trailed off, and then grabbed my phone, "Let's turn up!"
"Rave time!" Jungkook said, and Hobi hooted.
I don't know these guys.
Taehyung typed furiously on the phone, and a minute later, a weird tune played.
"What the hell is even yaprishota ayetupeeshtyu?" Yoongi muttered, returning to his table to go back to sleep again.
"TaeTae, I'm never giving you the choice to select music again," I snatched my phone from his hands, and he frowned.
"You're mean," he spoke, glaring at me.
"Are you high on cocaine?"
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